Tau Sa Pia

2010-09-08T16:14:00.003+08:00

Heya all, been a long while, bout time we restart this.

2009-01-24T04:24:00.002+08:00

Just had dinner with Anderson, Caili, Joosheng and Salvin...

Made me think back to the days we used to meet at Bedok interchange after school..where we would stand in an imperfect circle that greatly affected crowd movement to discuss our next meal destination..and the days we played basketball together...and had sleepovers at someone's house eg. bear cave..

Now its just us five... Salvin does not show up too often... so it counts as four...

Our dear poly frens...we really honestly sincerely unmistakeably and without doubt have not been seeing you two a lot...

Sometimes I just miss the times we had unlimited fun.

Used to not have to worry about meeting with our frens, but nowadays its just so difficult to find time to meet up...everybody is becoming so busy nowadays...

If any one of you is reading this right now..let me ask you a question..can you even remember when was the last time all of us showed up for a call up?

Everybody is 23 now.. soon we'll be 25.. we'll be so busy with work that it'll be even more difficult to meet up.. why can't we squeeze some time out of our busy schedules and meet up like say...once per week?

Sigh...sometimes I just hate growing up... so what if we have all the money but we don't have the time to catch up with one another.. Life is only interesting if we spend it with friends and I guess you guys are easily my closest friends... and of course not forgetting Robi and Keith... so pleeeeaaaassse... let's make time for our buddies ok?

2008-12-28T10:18:00.002+08:00

MUFFINS AND CUPCAKES!

ACCORDING TO THIS BOOK!

MUFFINS LOOKS LIKE THIS!

CETERIS PARISBAS

(ABOVE) MUFFIN

(ABOVE & BELOW) MUFFIN AND CONFLAKES

"JS的妈妈就是Caili的妈妈!"

-js is not joosheng fyi

2008-06-21T12:25:00.003+08:00

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

THERE IS A DAY WHEN THE COURAGE OF MEN FAILS

WHEN WE FORSAKE OUR FRIENDS AND BREAK ALL BONDS OF FELLOWSHIP

BUT THIS IS NOT THE DAY!!

YESTERDAY I MAY LIKE 乖乖女

& 微笑清纯girls

hyori
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BUT THIS IS NOT THE DAY!!

THIS DAY.....

I ISH RIKE AH LIANS NOW!!

lavigne

AND MAKE-UP THICK THICK GIRLS!

christina

hyori

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

2008-06-21T11:42:00.004+08:00

.::. MR. LOO .::.

i dedicate this song to all who came under Mr Loo

数一数每次你捉我的steering wheel

赌一睹你让我驾得多快速

与其放慢不如让我chiong 过又踩油

那么何不让我驾多一点考车路

一窝蜂看L-plate 不让路

*HEY YOU MR LOO

爱你上loo 的次数

捉我的steering wheel 好像我会去撞树

你又捉又嘱咐与生俱来的功夫

加快脚步要加入连署

So LOO (hey u,Mr.Loo hey u) just because of U

*repeated chorus 50 times

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2008-06-21T11:16:00.002+08:00

LADIES & GENTLEMAN
WELCOME TO MOULIN LOO's
*CLAP CLAP*

LASELLE BOY:

POSSIE SHOWCASE

YOU CANT SEE THE LITTLE GIRLS HERE

BUT THEY ARE THERE DISTRACTING HIM

2008-05-14T14:11:00.003+08:00

Chronicles of GTC: Part I Smokin

During my stint as Great Teacher Cai, I had many encounters that one will not experience in other jobs. Its only right for me to share them! As the saying goes... Sharing Is Caring!

-I had to answer nature call before I go for my next class, since its an urgency I just went to the nearest male toilet and not the staff toilet thats miles away.

The moment I stepped in I smell smoke, not weed, not marijuana, not pot but just the distinct cigarettes' smoke.

"Smokin in toilet?" I thought to myself. "Oh man! Should i join them?"

two of the students were just relaxing on the bench inside the toilet, one of them stood up
upon my entry and was stunned for 5 seconds.

The other, trying in vain to give some signal to the culprit of my presence by making the kissing sound. *psttt* *pstt*

"*Smack my head* Oh man what a nOOB! What kinda of signal is that!"

And there stood the student, with one arm behind his back as i confronted him, hiding the cigarette from my view (oh yea he didnt even close the cubicle door)

I stared at him for 10 seconds, not uttering a word. (the truth is i dunno what to say) With sweat beads forming on his forehead, the students started pleading

"teacher give chance la... i wont do it again le.. give chance la cher.."

"Why are you smoking huh? ok if you can give me one benefit of smoking i will let you go." Not withdrawing my stern stare on him.

"eh.. teacher can relief stress ah, nowadays very stressful.." He mumbled with no conviction at all.

My Great Teacher Cai reflexes spring into action as I countered him sharply,

"Now that I've caught you, don't you feel more stressful?"

"......." he can only bowed his head in dejection.

Meanwhile his sidekicks are by my side pleading for him as well "Teacher give chance! he will kena caned de! blah blah blah"

I wasn't listening to them as at that moment i was wondering what will happen if they decide to gang up on me and kick my ass? They are only 16 years old but im cornered by them.. should i shun po away?

The thought flew away as I remembered Im GTC, retained my coolness and memorised his name and IC number as i demanded for his student pass.

'oh my, he looked just like your regular bookworm in this photo, is he really so stressful from his studies?"

The rest, as they said, is history.

--GTC

2008-02-29T22:21:00.007+08:00

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
-The story below is purely fictional and any characters who bear resemblances to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental

The guard halted him once they reached the junction and uncuffed him. "Go straight, turn right, 2nd door to your left. I'll be here if you need me."

He nodded and scurried down the corridor, barely able to hold his bladder.

straight...left....right...door..door...door...AHH! DOOR!

And he went through the door under the keluar sign.

"What's this?"He uttered to himself as he stepped into Malcolm park. He tried to register all the green around him but something leaked behind his zip and he made a random dash for the woods.

He felt as if he was floating across the sky, amidst the distant clouds lie a pink castle with fairies fleeting all about.
Is this the holy land? I don't deserve it for all that I've done! But since I'm here, I might as well enjoy it!

A gorgeous lady welcomed him as he touched down. He tripped and just when his face was about to land into her bosoms , into love, into happiness, into paradise, he finished peeing.

He blinked, it was all green around him. He blinked again, still the same. He looked down, a small little caterpillar-like 'thing' dangled from his crotch, green liquid dripped from it, he wiped the tip with his finger and then licked his finger like how you would after you've eaten KFC.

Mmmm who needs bubble tea when you got organic water! Ok, now back to the center to see my family and eat free food!

...

...

...

Alamak! Where the center?!!?

He'd never felt so lost before, he was hungry and he longed to see his family. He turned and faced the direction where he thought he came from and ran towards it.

While running, his conscience took the form of a mosquito and poked at him, 'Why're you going back there?!?! We are already out here! Make the run for it!.'

He waited for his better conscience to rebutt.

Nothing.

He kept on running

'Ack! Don't you listen to your conscience?'

I listen to my tummy, they always serve chicken chops on visiting day!

The conscience flew into a tree and a toad nearby ate it.

He kept running. And he reached a drain.

He climbed down and saw a chair, a table with a stack of poker cards on it, and an old man with shades.

"My name is Yan Kun. If you train with me, I will give you peas everyday."

He had no need, or to be precise, no ability to think twice at all.

And so began the training of the next king of gamblers.

2008-02-22T23:34:00.000+08:00

2008-02-11T18:00:00.000+08:00

CHINESE NEW YEAR 2008

Ex HOUSE VISITS -- After Action Review

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HUAT HOUSES

Siao jiahui's mother-in-law's house

Dog house

Bobochan house

Empty house(s) visited

siti house

Disqualified

bearbear house

Salpork

zaizai aka ekin aka won bin aka edison house

Gorilla house

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First of all

BHB Award goes to........
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>>>>DOG HOUSE!<<<<

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“抢钱！抢粮！抢表妹！”---says Bobo

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Consolation

1.XJH's Mum-in-law's hse

2.BoboChan house

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No-win-no-lose

Siti house

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LASTLY,

the Bird bird houses

Salpork

Bearbear

zaizai aka ekin aka won bin aka edison house

Gorilla

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Overall it has been a success

cept that a bigger van be used

next year to accommodate

Salvin's runaway-obessed butt.

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Notes.......

BHB--bighongbao

Animal(s) may have been hurt in this Exercise due to their uncontrolled tendancies of overexpressive hormonal boom towards particular person in our group.

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LAST of ALL.... HUAT AR

the next big event is valentine's day,which doesnt really involve us.

2008-01-16T00:31:00.000+08:00

The 10 Commandments of My Dad

1.Your dad is always right unless the same mistake is proven wrong for more than 50 times.

2.Thou shall not eat animal skin, be it chicken, duck and no pork, or you will die of heart attack.

3.Thou shall not eat cheese or drink milk, but chocolate and yoghurt are permitted, or you will die of cancer in 50 years time.

4.Thou shall not spend more than $3 on your outside meals or you will be deemed as a spendthrift.

5.Do not beat your brother for he is still young and his flesh too tender and it wounds easily.

6.Forgive your brother who eats your sweet treats, steals your money, disrespects you and everyone in your family in every way, wrecks your possesions, acts cute in an irritating way, lies on your bed after a game of basketball in his sweaty clothes, and brings dishonour to the family, and you must not beat him, for he is still young and in the process of learning. Didn't God forgive you? You would have died a long time ago if he didn't.

7.If your brother has sinned against you, ask him what kind of punishment he wants to receive so that when he thinks about the punishment he will feel guilty and repent, but if he does it in the future, its all in the learning process, he's still young and you must not be angry with him.

8.Listen to Christian Songs. Pop songs are sung by the devil, they pull you further and further away from the church.

9.Make friends with the brethren from church even if they are not so friendly, and don't mix in the crowd of non-church friends. Haven't you heard? Enter Pearl Person Clean, Enter Ink Person Black.

10.Be a generous person, if your brother takes your possesions, just believe that you are sharing it with him, if he takes your money, its alright, because we are one family, and we're supposed to share whatever we have, your dad never got angry when he financed your studies, so you should also let your brother take your money without anger. God is even willing to send his son to die for you on the cross, what does sending a few chocolates into your brother's mouth mean to you? Share and forgive him, he's still young and in the process of learning.

Thank you dad for financing my studies and for bringing me to many distant countries. But sometimes what you say just doesn't apply to everyone dude.....as for the brother mentioned above, he's no longer my brother, and so the above 10 commandments don't apply to me anymore.

2008-01-16T00:05:00.000+08:00

Judgement Day ends rather simply and unsurprisingly and boringly and quietly................................................................................

Why? I was so angry just 24 hours ago...........................................................

So WHY? did it turn out like that?

You see....last night I talked to my dad and said that we could go see the pastors in our church to ask what to do with that person......my dad didn't answer...............I thought he was very confident...................

I was wrong...............I think during the night............he thought about the possibilities and chances that the pastors would not crucify that person and decided I would probably win.............

An hour ago...he struck me a deal.........he said that I would be paid $10 bucks apiece for 2 pieces of chocolate......and that for the next time it would double to $20 bucks apiece and the following time $40 bucks a piece....all pumping in from his daily expenses....hmm........sounds too good to let slide.....

And so......................................................................................................................................

I wuznt angry anymore! It just sort of vanished like can you imagine a brontosaur disappear in front of your very eyes?

And I thought..I should just put future would be chocolates in easier to find places....Its good business!

2008-01-09T13:34:00.000+08:00

不能吃太多紫菜，不然生的孩子会像蔡厉。

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别担心，应该没有想象中那么糟糕。。。

来，换个角度来看，说不定会像蔡伟廷。

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算了，还是别想较好。

切记：不能吃菜。

就算你不顾自己的身子，你也得为孩子的将来着想。孩子是无辜的，请别夺走让他长得好看的机会。

谢谢

2008-01-05T00:22:00.000+08:00

Cheers!

Wah Anderson your CSI really very good.

As you can see, Ariel really didn't like the idea of getting fondled by some skinny guy with long hair, so they got Kanu to stand in for her as he was on his way to African Nation's Cup and they gave him a packet of sugar peanuts. So kudos for the good job...

But...you really need to stop lying to us you know...

I know your paint skill is good but this is absurd:

THE LIE

You think you can fool us with this? You can't fool me.

Behold......

THE TRUTH

But one thing for sure, your friend's quite photogenic =)

2008-01-03T23:59:00.000+08:00

I THINK WE ALL SEE WRONG

ITS ACTUALLY KANU

ARIEL IS A FAIRY MAH....

2007-12-06T23:44:00.000+08:00

......没有你在我有多难傲.....

I DEDICATE THIS POST TO OUR 2 FRIENDS WHO ARE OVERSEAS NOW.

朋友一身一起走

芥末巧克力

眼泪一滴甜蜜无比

放嘴里滋味霹雳无敌

会上瘾尝尝再来一口

甜蜜直达心头加上芥末

感动能呛到月球

海可枯,石可烂,

天可崩,地可列.

我们肩并着肩,手牵着手.

手牵着手牵着手牵着手

牵着手牵着手牵着手

牵着手牵着手牵着手！

I SIMPLY CANT FIND A COMMENT FOR THIS PICTURE.

2007-12-02T21:19:00.000+08:00

We have seen the 3rd season which sucks balls due to a certain faggot magician. 2nd season was nothing impressive. Here I present, the opening of the original Unbeatables aka 双天至尊, courtesy of youtube and the person who uploaded it. Enjoy!

I always like the scene 言昆 got blinded by 龙庭光.

2007-10-13T01:31:00.000+08:00

Today went

Zhang Zhen Yue

Campus Concert

not bad

and to my pleasant surprise!

Peifen is the host!!

she's really quite pretty!

just simple and nice!

and she knows shun po too!

Too bad for zhang zhen yue

these are the only photos i bothered to take.

PEIFEN!

hahahaha

My view was sadly blocked by

some darned speakers

so much for priority seats for 933 contest winners!

haiz......

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....

...

wait!

what do we have here?

HEH HEH HEH!!

:))))))

I LOVE PEIFEN!

at least from now on....

And Poswald tan! this is campus life!

i think i dowana quit school liao

i wanna go for concerts from now on

today was really fulfilling

i've never felt this excited since

Arsenal last won EPL

HEH HEH HEH

Arsenal & Peifen rox!

2007-10-08T13:02:00.000+08:00

Ohayou!

Long time no post le...Anderson san wanted a chiokatsuki post...so i'll post one rite now...

As you all noe...Chiokatsuki comes from the nippon word akatsuki and the hokkien word chio..Well..What's akatsuki? It is a strange organisation that demands the best and only the best.. So Chiokatsuki is well...essentially...only the best of the group of the byuuutifullest women in the world...although I'm the only one whose said that. Okay...maybe not the bestest in the universe like Ivy Lee..but they're the best in my opinion..So it doesnt matter what you say cos as i owis say..angmoh and japanese or anything that has the slightest resemblance to these 2 groups of Mythical creatures are the B.E.S.T!

Why Angmoh and Japanese? Becos Angmohs have the sharpest features and i like it..Japanese women..they are...well..do i need to explain any further? Okay...just for those of you who don't know..Japanese women are the best housewives at home. They are the only housewives you won't cheat on cos you can't find a better woman thats on par wif the japanese housewife unless its another japanese housewife.

Here's a little side story that i want to share wif you all...not sure if you have heard of it b4..

Okay...here goes....well...once upon a time..God was about to cre8 the world..he had a factory that makes humans. So Every morning..The angels from the region of Bangla in a province of Heaven would report to work at 8 in the morning. Now to make a human..dough was the main ingredient and when the human model was finished, it would be sent to the oven to bake and then God would breathe in life and the human would then be transported to earth in bags.

Okay...so..the workers would set to work immediately..Every worker was hardworking so the first 1000 products were very nicely chiselled and had fine features fit for an angel...they were then sent to the great oven and baked for 5 mins so that they had a nice shade of tan while still retaining the fairness of dough...these were nicely packaged and put into boxes and into nice little shopping bags and sent to God. After breathing life into them...The dispatch clerk came went for a round of dispatch to the northwestern part of the earth as it was cooler and he thot that it would be fitting for such beautiful creations to have so nice a place on earth to settle down in...

Just before lunch at 11:30 a.m. the workers had made another 1000 models of dough ready to be sent to the oven..These were less fine featured..but nevertheless..they were still a different sort of beautiful...kind of a softer kind of beauty..they were sent to the oven and baked for 5 mins and therefore has a nice colour..These were wrapped nicely in delicate paper and the dispatch clerk found a nice piece of land in the east and let them settle nicely there..the land wasn't bad...there were cute pandas and on one of the islands there were lots of houses made of paper and hip hop and ramen shops..

After lunch..the workers went back to work. However, as we all believe..there is something called the After Lunch Sleepy Syndrome which prompts even the most hardy of workers to procrastinate and whine at the objects in front of them..Thus work begins again..

The workers were getting tired and bored..well you can't really blame them..even a porn addict will get tired of wanking after five shootouts..the figurines made this time were a little shoddy.. the features were roughly made and every figurine looks kinda the same as the workers actually had a target figure to hit that day..10000 figurines were made b4 6 pm and the workers went for the much awaited dinner break..

After dinner, they went back to work...they still had to bake the figurines..They took 3000 figurines and started baking them together..They were baked for 20 mins..they had a darker tan in them which makes them look like farmers..God breathed life into them and they were quickly packed into crates and thrown over a huge area in the middle of a huge landmass and they co-habited the land with the batch from b4 lunch...there were protest as these were hard to tell apart and were loud, noisy, schweaty and smelled like fish and they loved squeezing with the clean people on mrts and buses even though they are absolutely the worst kind of creatures.

By now...it was well into the nite and the workers were tired...the remaining 7000 figurines had to be baked together so that work can end..the worker in charge of baking them was just so tired he had to take a nap..by the time he woke...he realised how foolish it was to sleep when doing God's work..the remaining figurines were either badly burnt or burnt halfway...but what's done is done...He had them sent to God..
God :"What's this? A pile of shit you scooped up from the stable?"

Worker :"No Sir..Its the remaining figurines.."

God :" They look like filthy animal droppings and smell like it too! And what did you use for hair?"

Worker :"I'm Terribly sorry sir..We ran out of silk and so i came up with the creative idea of using pencil shavings."

God reprimanded him and made him sign 7 extras and 7 SOLs..God then looked at his watch...He sighed...It was too late to breathe into every single one of them now...it was too tedious and time was running out...he had to close the factory soon..Some of them would have to make do with just a pinch of his breath..It would mean that they would remain stupid for many generations but He had no choice..

The remaining figurines were carelessly dumped into lorries carrying mud and were dumped into various places in the world..They were either vile or had the brains the size of a squirrel's nut..and they learnt the habit of schweating alot and then seating next to people who looked clean.

Okay...long story isnt it? Hope you have a better understanding why angmohs and japs are better now..

Alrite...here's what you all have been waiting for!

Chiokatsuki member #01 Xiaoying!!!! (Note: numbers do not denote chioness.)

Isn't she just KAWAII!!!! I wanna hug kiss smooch...oh...err herrmmm.....

Yesss...She's not jap nor is she angmoh...so why is she eligible...thats becos she looks abit jap...kinda a little like Mihiro...same smile i guess...ya...hmm...ya...its the smile...not the body...

Hai...sore ja...i'll be ending here...will post again when i have the fabled Ly Aiyun Taha's Peekture.

2007-10-05T12:36:00.000+08:00

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2007-10-05T12:22:00.000+08:00

PRESENTING

SURE TO BE IN MY CHIOKATSUKI LIST

AND GUESS WHAT!SHE'S A CHRISTIAN TOO!

THIS IS COOL~

2007-09-26T01:35:00.000+08:00

Ariel: 大家好! 我是漂亮又可爱的林依晨!

Anonymous caller: Eh! Where my birdbird and xiao jia hui?!?!!?

Ariel: 哦，导播觉得她们的长像与 language 都有点抱歉, 所以就把她们 fire 掉了啊

Anonymous ah neh caller: Sorry Miss, but can you speak english? I name Muthu, sell prata, only know what is 打包 and 干你娘, the rest I don't know, please miss, pity me, my mother sick in India, you speak chinese she cannot understand.

Ariel *Pouting*: Hmpf! All of you bully me! Hmm..but doesn't matter, cos my birthday coming in less than a month, so I'll forgive you all.....

Ariel: Anyways, welcome to sporkcentre, I'm your new presenter Ariel. And I'll be continuing where we left off the previous entry.

Ariel: Alright, firstly, it is common knowledge that Liverpool isn't a very impressive club. It's got a lame slogan and the signia's ugly as hell, and without a certain Steven Gerrard Liverpool could be facing the likes of Leeds and Bristol rovers on muddy unweeded soccer fields.

Ariel: Now here's the interesting thing...

*Flips page*

Ariel: The numbers below shows Arsenal's head to head records against an inferior club which fans do not even dare to walk alone.

Played: 180
Won: 60
Draw: 45
Lose: 75
F: 213
A: 248

Ariel: As you can see, they had difficulties owning such a weak team, and we cannot consider the 6-3 thumping last year as most of the goals were score by a certain Julio Baptista, and we all know where his allegiance lies. And even Arsenal's talisman Thierry Henry scurried off to Barcelona so that he won't have to live in this shameful past.

Ariel: And it is also worth noting that Liverpool has not beaten Portsmouth for a long long time. But it doesn't really matter, let's answer calls!

Mr. Chua: Hi, I'm Chua, pple call me UC. I'm a Ahseena sarporker.

Ariel: Supporter.

Mr. Chua: Sarporker.

Ariel: Sur..

Mr. Chua: Sar...

Ariel: Never mind, go on.

Mr. Chua: I'm an Ahseena sarporker for many many years, people always call me Bergkamp. And I got a brother named Torrence, they like to call him Torres.

Ariel: So why they call you Bergkamp and him Torres.

Mr. Chua: Cos they say I look like Bergkamp and he look like Tolles lor. You wan me show u my pigture? I GPGT wan wor...

Ariel: GPGT?

Mr. Chua: Got Pigture Got Torr..I mean talk...anyway, I give you my pic lah, weli handsum one lahz.

Ariel: *Coughs*

Mr. Chua: Miss, you ok?

Ariel: *Wheezes*

Mr. Chua: Aiyo, take care ah, I go piak piak with my bite bite liao, byebye.

Ariel: Whew, ok, oh, a certain Mr. Lim's faxing in some pictures, let's have a look...

Ah...winning eleven screenshots...

Oh my, doesn't look good for Assenal, sorry, Arsenal.

Oh well, looks pretty hopeless to me.

Ariel: Hmm, this Mr. Lim must be pretty good, I'll definitely want to marry someone like him next time.

Anonymous ah neh caller: Ello miss, I Muthu, I sarpork Ahseena also!!! I like Bacary Sagna!! He same colour as Muthu!! Can give me Mr. Chua's number? please miss, pity me, my mother sick in India and she like sexy voice like Mr. Chua's....

Ariel: Umm...ok....sure....

2007-09-24T13:22:00.000+08:00

birdbird n xiao jia hui:Welcome to Sporkcentre!

birdbird:hi i'm your football correspondant bird bird

xjh: and i am jia hui! bringing you up to date news upfront and upclose

birdbird:lets start with the Barclays English Premiere League!

birdbird:
In this week, top to the news! The resignation of Joose mourinho has left the Blues' fans reeling in shock.Drogba has even admitted that the news shook him to tears.

"The Special One" is speculated to be coming to singapore to manage Tampines Rovers FC in the coming month or two.

"Singapore football always intrigue me.Nope i do not confirm that i'll be moving to Tampines Rovers although i do not rule out such a move impossible" --Joose

Up next! the Gunners remained firm on top of the table follwing a riot of goals at the Emirates Stadiim leaving Derby at the bottom of the table.

We have here now Mr Lim! an avid portsmouth fan to help us analyse the table for us

Mr Lim: hi there!i'm a portsmouth fan but i love adebayor!

lets take a look at his picture!

His hat trick is simply stunning.i love him! i really do.lets take a look at his picture again.

Isn't he charming!

xjh:errr....not bad la

birdbird:i.....agree

Mr Lim:yeaaaaa man

i hope he moves to pompy.

birdbird:I AGREE!

Mr Lim:lets move on quickly to look at the standings!

I've highlighted some impt points to note.

first off! The Gunners are sitting comfortably on top with a game in hand over Manchester United.The Red Devil's aging team manages to pull off a win over mutiny filled Chelsea.Its a boring game between 2 unspirited teams

Speaking of boring,Liverpool only manages an unconvincing 0-0 draw with birmingham this week and slipped to 4th place in the premiere league.

Torres,already with an unlucky name,sealed his fate by signing with the most "exciting" team in the world.what a waste of talent!

xjh:he's qt shuai wad

birdbird:my fren tuiphin looks like him.

Mr Lim:Really!is he good?!

birdbird:yea!he scored a superb goal against yong bu yan bai winner rong ming's brother jia ming in one of the rare 4L spork outing. (p.s. rong ming is really seriously pro)

Mr Lim: Wow!

birdbird: Yeaa

Mr lim: alrite!tuiphing aside, we shalll come back to the table analysis

lastly,pompy won 1-0 over blackburn but remained rooted at the second half of the table.

Its sad but there's no choice cos we are only pompy.we scavange for the old players from big teams like kanu from arsenal and we really hoped to sign adebayor at the end of the season!

birdbird:thats the spirit!alrite,thats all for today on sporkcentre!

birdbird n xjh:Goodnite

2007-09-06T22:01:00.000+08:00

Umm, hi...just...trying to relax abit here...so....don't get angry k, cos arsenal beat Pompey (pure luck). So...there you go...

我躲在车里手握着枪支
想要给你生日的惊喜
你越走越近有两个声音
我措手不及只得楞在那里
我应该在车底不应该在车里
闻到你放的大臭屁
这样一来我也比较容易窒息
给我离开的勇气
他一定很ugly
也把我比下去
扮丑也只用了一分钟而已
他一定很ugly
比我会吓跑你
不会像我这样爱自己
脸脏兮兮
我应该在车底不应该在车里
闻到你放的大臭屁
这样一来我也比较容易窒息
给我离开的勇气
他一定很ugly
也把我比下去
扮丑也只用了一分钟而已
他一定很ugly
比我会吓跑你
不会像我这样爱自己
脸脏兮兮
他一定很ugly
也把我比下去
扮丑也只用了一分钟而已
他一定很ugly
比我会吓跑你
不会像我这样爱自己
脸脏兮兮

2007-09-06T15:43:00.000+08:00

FAREWELL.............

EARLY MORNING TODAY,

THE CELEBRATED ITALIAN-BORN TENOR

PAVAROTTI

PASSED AWAY........

HAILED AS ONE OF THE GREATEST TENOR IN HISTORY

HE LEFT BEHIND A WORLD THAT HADN'T GOTTEN

ENOUGH OF HIS MAJESTIC VOCAL PROWESS

MOAN & WOE

MEN & WORLDS

FOR THE NIGHT SHALL SURELY FALL

UPON A WORLD SILENCED

--Pavarotti own fei yu qing--

2007-08-24T23:59:00.000+08:00

A SEXPERIENCE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE

I watched in trepidation as she held my arm and smiled at me assuringly, "Just relax~"

She patted something cooling on my skin, gave me something firm on my outreaching palm and said 'Squeeze gently ok?' I knew what she was going to do yet i felt uneasy... Then It went in.

I could feel the sudden rush of blood. My arm went numb and i felt a sudden light headedness. My heart was pounding so loud that i thought she can hear it too.

I tried to look at the celling fan spinning relentlessly to calm myself down but to no avail. The feeling was a mix of fear and euphoria, having done this before didnt help much. After several minutes... she pull it out with such ease that Im sure she've done it a million times.

"Are you ok?"

'Yea..' i nodded in quick succession. Not wanting to show any weakness from it.

It was over.

I am so proud of myself. And i received this as a reward.

Give blood. Give life.

2007-08-21T23:56:00.000+08:00

JESSECA LIU

CUTE!

CHIO

BUT CUTE AND CHIO GIRLS

WILL END UP MARRYING GUYS LIKE TANG YU SHU.

haix

~~THE CURSE OF THE ANGLICAN SIBOH~~

2007-08-05T17:26:00.000+08:00

HALLCAMPFUN

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7 days

i feel good!

2007-08-01T22:59:00.000+08:00

I saw my bmt sergeant at the gym.

He looked pretty much the same to me, but lots of malay abangs were standing around him, gazing at him enviously.

It was a head-scratching sight, as one of the abang eventually approached him.

Well, I cldn't help but wonder why.

After some eavesdropping, I learnt that all of em were envious of him not because of the commando tshirt he was donning.

It was not because of his broad chest and huge biceps.
.
.
.

Neither was it due to the large tattoos all over his body.
.
.
.
And no, they weren't staring at his crotch.
.
.
.

It was what he was holding in his left hand which they were all attracted to......

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"Wah abang, your helmet cantik sia...got glitter sumore....."

2007-07-30T23:39:00.001+08:00

Breast 3:

Men need them, day and night. Be it as a source or energy, a form of strength, or just plain, simple motivation, or if you'll like; good form of exercise for the fingers.

Breasts mean a hell lot to me as well. I really can't imagine a world without em. Well thank whoever's up there they're pretty common even in a small island like Singapore, you find em everywhere; in different shapes, sizes and colours. Now close you eyes, and picture the image of the perfect breasts in your mind; make sure it's one that lets you drool and moan everytime you think of it; I'll tell you mine at the end of the entry ;)

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed the introduction, for I'm going to share with you now, my encounters with breasts today. Erotic, you may describe these encounters as, and I hope you like it as well.

Well, reported to Singtel at Serangoon North this morning, finally saw some decent looking girls (The past two weeks were HELLA BLACK AND BROWN). Well, I stepped into the building this morning and it was PARADISE. Well, for one, the girls were much better looking that the Blackstreetgirls back at Raffles, andsecondly, the breasts! Omfg.

I couldn't wait for lunchtime, I couldn't wait to do some exploring.....some...soliciting....

However, I ain't a player, it's my first time here and I was kinda shy, so I got one of my other guy colleagues to come along with me. Let's just call this colleague Michael.....cos his name is Michael.....not that Michael lim...but...wait..omfg....his surname is lim as well...alright, now you're confused(If you'd been a goodboy and going to the mosque every friday). If you haven't been one, I'm sure you understand what I was talking about.

Well, Michael's been around, and he told me bout this lady who works across the street, that she's got nice breasts; and that she'd let me bite em if I'd pay. Well, lunch was an hour long and I thought, "Why not?"

*slurp* ;) Work's fun ^.^

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"Aunty, 鸭胸饭加饭加烧肉"

http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2005/07/meet_your_subwa.html

And I had chicken breast for dinner, yes, that's the formula for becoming big and strong, and acne-free. Less veg and more meat, thank you.

2007-07-26T14:16:00.000+08:00

THE

LORRY

RIAO

忠孝东路走九遍

2007-07-24T23:43:00.000+08:00

Dreams...

Dashed....

Just like his....he can't be a mcdelivery rider anymore...

真的好闷啊.......

2007-07-19T00:05:00.000+08:00

feel the lightness of the day!

feel the wind on your face~

As of this moment,i feel light as the air and cheerful as the squirrels gathering the walnuts on Sunday.

"the next sunrise is just a step forward away"

2007-07-13T17:40:00.000+08:00

My Friday the 13th Post.

2007-07-12T16:21:00.000+08:00

100th post, whee. As a form of celebration, I'll share an mtv and a nice pic with you all.

请大家吃

2007-07-09T10:30:00.000+08:00

The rain poured mercilessly as the crowd gathered around Father Salvin. Everyone was dressed in black and held black umbrellas. As soon as the last guest settled in, Salvin spoke.

"Today we are gathered here in the presence of the Lord to say our last goodbyes to a close friend...."

"But Tui Phin is not catholic!" One of the guests protested.

Those words pierced right through Salvin, who bent down and wept.

"Oh well." I said, stepping out of the crowd, "Lemme do it bah. Music please."

Oswald rose from his grave and started singing.

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This is your past. Forget us bah.

从前对着收音机
学唱旧的歌
我问妈妈为什么
伤心像快乐
妈妈笑着
说她也不懂得
我想出去走一走
妈妈点点头

Meet your new friends....
天冷你就回来
别在风中徘徊
妈妈眼里有明白
还有一丝无奈
天冷我想回家
童年已经不再
昨天的雨点洒下来
那滋味叫做爱
wu...
别在风中徘徊
wu...
天冷就回来

C'mon, I'm sure they're nice people

Good Deed 1
Good Deed 2
Good Deed 3
Good Deed 4

Who knows? You might even find true love there...

渐渐对着收音机
学唱新的歌
我问朋友为什么
做梦也快乐
朋友笑说
他从不相信梦
我想出去走一走
朋友点点头
天冷你就回来
别在风中徘徊
朋友的眼里有明白
还有一份期待
天冷我想回家
年少已经不再
今天的雨点洒下来
那滋味就是爱

Well, at least you're wearing
the correct colour
现在对着收音机
听自己唱的歌
我的他问为什么
幸福不快乐
我微笑着
说我也不懂得
他想出去走一走
我对他点点头
天冷你就回来
别在风中徘徊
我猜我眼里有明白
还有一丝无奈
天冷他没回家
我仍然在等待
明天的雨点洒下来
那滋味就是爱
wu...
别在风中徘徊
天冷就回来

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Oswald returns to his eternal slumber.....with Keith.

"With that, I'll conclude this ceremony and hand the mic back to Father Salvin."

I took a bow.

Salvin wiped his tears and stood up.

"Amen."

2007-07-02T20:35:00.000+08:00

我想

.
.

有内鬼

我们只想做个好人，为什么不给我们机会

我们只想做个好人，为什么不给我们机会

Apparently got a 内鬼 alerted the police.

Lucky they quickly hide here

And escaped going up the lorry.

2007-06-29T01:27:00.001+08:00

**Updated**

2007, we’re 21, ( well, at least...you guys are..... ) still a bunch of losers. What about ten years later? How will we be like? Well, I kinda gave a thought to it. And here’s the picture I’ve painted for each of you. Hope you like it. =)

Part 1: Cai Li
披着人皮的熊

March 21, 2017.

In an HDB apartment near Bedok Interchange.

He could smell dinner even before he entered the lift. The evening sun blinded him as he rushed out of the lift but it didn’t matter. He couldn’t wait to get home.

He reached his doorstep and searched his pockets for the keys.

“你又忘了带钥匙了!” There she was; the love of his life, standing behind the gate, with her arms folded.

He chuckled gleefully and gestured her to let him in.

“想得美! 我要你待在外面面壁思过!” She chipped at him and slammed the door shut.

Caili bent down, trying to control his laughter, he reached his hand below the shoe rack and pulled out what seemed like a key.

As gently as he could, he slotted the key into the gate and twisted it with utmost care. He heaved a sigh of relief as the gate unlocked with a soft click. He pushed open the door just enough to slip his head through. He looked around the house and crept in the moment he saw Yeung Fan entered the toilet.

He had done this before and he would do it again. Only nine steps separated him from his haven -- the bedroom. Step by step he treaded lightly until the last step when he paused and smiled to himself victoriously; for he knew the moment he gets into his snorlax position on the bed, nothing would be able to get him off it, not even his bearish wife. It's just as sad that nothing goes right when you're a bear; as he reached for the knob of his bedroom door, he heard a warm, familiar yet dreaded voice.

“Ah bee ah…你在做什么?” It was his mother’s voice. He spun his head around, there she was, lying on the sofa, picking her tooth.

“Gosh…how did I miss her….” He thought to himself…but it was too late as footsteps approached rapidly from the other direction…

He turned around and saw Yeung Fan, one hand holding a feather duster, face reddened with fury.

“关公!” He pointed at her with one hand and covered half his face with the other, trying to hide his cheeky grin.

“关你的头! 你晚餐吃屎吧!” She screamed at the top of her voice.

There was silence for a moment. When she finally recollected herself, Yeung Fan turned to caili’s petrified mum, and said with a smile “妈，吃饭了~”

“O…..O…..orh….” His mum shuddered and followed Yeung Fan to the kitchen.

Caili dropped his head and went into the toilet to prepare his dinner.

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Part 2: Tui Phin
今天你要嫁给我

“Next.”

“H….h…hi…”

“Name.” Yvonne continued without looking up.

“F…Fey Tui Phin.” Tui Phin stammered. He looked around the office, this was the sixteenth time he had approached the agency and still his nerves refused to settle.

“Oh…” Yvonne looked up, expressionless, “Good to see you again I guess…”

Tui Phin pulled out a hanky from his pocket and wiped the sweat on his forehead. “Umm…” He looked down, “ The previous one……tak cantik …. “

Yvonne grimaced slightly as she flipped through Tui Phin’s records. “Umm Mr.Fey, of the 15 ladies you chose, 14 were from China and all of them cheated on you; so you went for a Sri Lankan the last time…hmm…so this one isn’t pretty enough for you eh?”

Tui Phin rested his elbows on the table, “Miss…..”

“Just Yvonne will be fine.”

“…Yvonne, all the ladies were fine actually.”

Yvonne could almost feel a vein snapping in her head.

Calm down Yvonne….this is a money tree you’re dealing with…

Yvonne forced an awkward smile, “What’s wrong then? Mr. Fey”

“Well…” Tui Phin gulped, “Actually….”

Yvonne closed her eyes briefly, taking in a deep breath, “Actually?”

There was silence. Yvonne waved a hand at Tui Phin’s face, “Hoi, Mr. Fey, you ok?”

Tui Phin gulped again and nodded, sweat dripping from his forehead. Yvonne reached for the tissue box and passed it to Tui Phin.

“It’s..ok…Miss Yvonne…actually, I’ve something to tell you…”

Jialat….can’t be good…

Tui Phin reached into his shirt pocket and took out a ring.

“Will…you….marry me?”

Yvonne’s jaw dropped, whether it was Tui Phin’s proposal or the size of the diamond which stunned her, it was hard to tell.

Seeing no response from Yvonne, Tui Phin smiled and said, “Back in Muar, we 麻坡的华人 believe that silence means consent.”

With that, Tui Phin stood up and started tapping his feet, “Everybody it’s TP in the house, now please sing along with me!”

春暖的花开带着冬天的感伤
微风出来浪漫的气息
每一首情歌忽然充满意义
我就在此刻突然见到你（take it way）
春暖的花香带走冬天的凄寒
微风吹来意外的爱情（it's love）
鸟儿的高歌拉近我们距离
我就在此刻突然爱上你
听我说手牵手跟我一起走
创造幸福的生活
昨天已来不及明天就会可惜
今天嫁给我好吗（here we go）

Rap：Jolin in the house T.P in the house
Jolin in the house T.P in the house
Come on Jolin in the house T.P in the house
Our love in the house, sweet sweet love

夏日的热情打动春天的懒散
阳光照耀美满的家庭
每一首情歌都会勾起回忆
想当年我是怎么认识你（but you now）
冬天的幽香结束秋天的孤单
微风吹来枯了的思念（I'm listen to you）
鸟儿的高歌唱着不要别离
此刻我多么想要拥抱你
听我说手牵手跟我一起走
过着安定的生活
昨天已来不及明天就会可惜
今天你要嫁给我
听我说手牵手我们一起走
把你一生交给我
昨天不要回头明天要到白首
今天你要嫁给我

Rap：叮当~听着礼堂的钟声
我们在上帝和亲友面前见证
这对男女现在就要结为夫妻
不要忘了这一切是多么的神圣
你愿意生死苦乐永远和他在一起
爱惜他尊重他安慰他保护着他
两人同心建立起美满的家庭
你愿意这样做吗 Yes I do
听我说手牵手一路到尽头
把你一生交给我
昨天已是过去明天更多回忆
今天你要嫁给我

...

....

.....

A loud thud was heard.

An unimportant colleague (Let's call him....Frankie) rushed over to Yvonne's seat, "Yvonne! Yvonne! You ok? Someone call the ambulance!!"

...

....

Tui Phin wiped his tears and waved as the ambulance sped off, "Goodbye my love."

2007-06-25T19:59:00.000+08:00

我想

.

有内鬼

我只想做个好人，为什么不给我机会

我只想做个好人，为什么不给我机会

2007-06-19T11:57:00.000+08:00

Lo!

as a woman puts on make up

to cover the blemishes

or an unsightly pimple

so the educational instituitions do likewise

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i've scanned thru all the pics briefly.

And i only see happy Singaporean faces
they've uncannily missed out a group of people

they are insulting you, caili.

the crazy dates of all the camps,orientations,talks

the final pic....the 2 side column colored blue.

it says "orientation for nanyang scholars" on both sides

..............................................

their motivational song

ish keep singing

............................................

搭船来ntu

寻见的就有福

拥有的一切

都在这包袱

肉粽是带不进的

天空疑云密布

心中翻腾起伏

虽将飘摇前途仍模糊

此地会是我衣锦还乡处

飘扬过海　我吃得起苦

相信天无绝人之路

现实有咒诅

梦里有祝福

有缘同舟风雨同渡

顶着烈日当空
能练法轮功

不能再让懦弱困住

日子多坎坷

yinguish 多难读

至少还有chip cantin food

only edited some parts.got a little lazy after a while.

2007-06-18T10:27:00.000+08:00

OSWALD TAN SHERNG YING

THIS IS HARD TO SWALLOW

BUT

I SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE

贾云
NOW WHO IS JIA YUN?

I ASSURE U HE'S NOT SOME FUNKY CHINAMEN

FROM FUNKY CHINA TOWN

NOPE!NOT JIAJUN'S BROTHER EITHER

NOW WHICH OF THE 3 AM I CONCERNED WITH?

YEP..ITS 范冰冰

AND WHAT ABOUT HER?

YEAP

FAN BING BING ISH LUB JIA YUN LIP LIP

AND JIA YUN ISH LUB FAN BING BING LIP LIP ALSO

JIA YUN IS HER BOYFRIEND

就算整个世界被寂寞绑票

我也不会奔跑

逃不了最后谁也都苍老

2007-06-17T00:32:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time, there was a grass named...Grass and a cow named Cow.

One fine day, Cow stepped on Grass.

Grass: "Oow, get those things off me!"

Cow, startled: "Wow, a mooing grass?"

Grass: "Yeah yeah that's very funny, try harder poop-head."

Cow: "Are you mocking me?"

Grass: "So what if I am..."

Cow: "I'll eat you up and regurgitate you a million times."

Grass, sweating: "well....look at me...heh...i'm green...you will turn green if you eat me...and people might...mistake you for shrek!"

Cow raised an eyebrow: "Well, ain't working, pal."

Cow ate Grass.

***Morale of the story: Don't be a grass.***

2007-06-13T01:04:00.001+08:00

Pirates of the coffee-bean

If even Orlando Bloom the Legolas of Troy who takes pride in the cheap shot he took on Achilles can command the Flying Dutchman. Then I have no doubt we will be able to rule the Johor straits...someday.

Firstly, lemme introduce the crew...

Captain: Tui Phin

Reason: Charisma, honour, leadership, good looks and skill with the sword; he's got them all. Who else can we have?

Parrot: Salvin

Reason: Picture Salvin perched on Tui Phin's shoulders, need I say more? ;)

First Mate: Me

Reason: Least important role, all I'll do is summon the beast when needed.

Navigator: Caili

Reason: The 'X' on his map may always point to Hong Kong, but still, he's the only one who's been on the roads.

Lookout: Jun Hong

Reason: He's the tallest one mah....that is...when he's standing on the 5metre high lookout post.

Chef: Jia Ming

Reason: Who doesn't like catered food? *Comes along with two maids and a maid-ish bro as well as loads of cash.*

Cannon Fodder: Oswald

Reason: Good Riddance.

Secret Weapon: Anderson

Reason: Pretty obvious, no one will stand a chance against us now......

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We are special people, and special people do special things, therefore, we will have an airship.
Being the diligent first-mate that I've always been, I've done a blueprint of the airship, and I'll demonstrate its battle prowess to it by showing you an attack on a building.

Simple, at the first light of battle,
Jiaming will flee on his private jet.
Junhong will TRY to scout.
Caili will unload ammunition.
Tuiphin will act cool and speak jap while Salvin sulks on his left shoulder.
(Don't ask me why the picture says that tuiphin's right shoulder is aching when Salvin is actually sitting on his left; Malaysians are just weird so just accept it as it is.)
Next we load the cannon fodder and fire it at our target; destroying the target is only secondary when we do this as what we really really want to do is actually kill Oswald. It is just for kicks though as he will ressurect in three days anyway since he's a christian but still....who doesn't like to kill Oswald?

So Oswald dies and the target stands...what do we do? We unleash the beast that is ******** **** *** ****....the one whose name we do not speak of. And when we do that, victory ensues.

(PS: I did not sae Anderson Chua Wei Ting, ******** **** *** **** can also mean Handsome Chua Ass Wipe. Also anyone who I've offended with this post pls do not attempt to bankai me; for I've a 3315 with 9950 free sms and I'll flood ur mini inbox with smses until it a) Explodes or b) Gets stolen by an abang.)

2007-05-16T00:26:00.000+08:00

His eyes darted left and right as he peered above the newspaper he's pretending to read. He reached for the cup on the table and lifted it to his lips.

Mmm? Holy cow, they dare serve me cold coffee?

"Waiter!! Waiter!!" He shouted, keeping his face covered with the newspaper.

A waiter rushed to his side, "Yes Sir, is there a problem?"

One trembling hand holding the paper up, he pointed at the cup on the table, "You dare serve me cold coffee?!"

The waiter rolled his eyes, "Sir, you've been here for seven hours, besides, you ordered iced coffee."

He retrieved his hand and started reading the papers as if nothing has happened.

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"Caili? Wow I thought I was early, seems you're even earlier."

He shuddered.

"Umm...Caili?"

Oh damnit, what should I do....okok, calm down, mr.cai, this is your first blind date, just put down the papers, say hi and be prepared for an evening of intense lovin'

"No, you got the wrong person I think."

"Oh...ok...sorry..."

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*beep beep*

His cellphone rang as he left the restaurant. It was a message from her.

'Don't ever msg me again! Lei hoi sei!'

2007-05-15T22:36:00.000+08:00

该不该躲这场雨

大雨

就要开始不停的下

...

2007-05-14T22:55:00.000+08:00

>>>GPGT<<<

Tan LingYi

this is special.its taken from the DHL balloon

okaay,the trend is pretty obvious.

the pictures get less refreshing

as u scroll down

2007-04-28T18:07:00.000+08:00

MARIA~ AVE MARIA~

2007-04-20T16:44:00.000+08:00

Diablo III: Scourge of the world

Diablo 3 features a new nemesis to the players, Aucgwlty, the personification of darkness itself. It was under its direct orders, that the Prime Evils seek to corrupt the Worldstone. Although the Worldstone was successfully corrupted by Baal, its destruction by Tyrael has put a halt to Aucgwlty's plans. Displeased with the Prime Evils' failure, it has decided to challenge the forces of good himself. Even the Prime Evils fear of staring right into his face, for a glance of its visage will instantly disintegrate a lesser demon. Even a being as powerful as Mephisto, Baal and Diablo risks destruction if they were forced to glance at Aucgwlty for more than 3 minutes. The ancient evil now seeks to spread its destruction by distribute its posters throughout the 3 realms (heaven, earth and hell). In the game, players assume 1 of the 3 classes available for selection, Unseeing Warrior, Blind Seer and Sightless Marksman.

Due to the picture of Aucgwlty causing uncountable deaths, Blizzard has decided to censor the picture to prevent further deaths.

The following article parodies Diablo 2, a product of Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzard do not have plans for Diablo 3 currently.

2007-04-17T23:17:00.000+08:00

I AM CALM AND COOL.

AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS!

IF NOT I WOULD HAVE PUT-ON

LIFE-DESTROYING PHOTOS.
BUT MY FRIENDS SOMETIMES

PISSES PEOPLE OFF WITH THEIR NON-ELITE

BUT UNCARING FACE.OH WELL...

2007-04-07T03:44:00.000+08:00

<3爱情三部曲<3

曾经年少爱追梦,一心只想往前飞 , 行遍千山和万水,一路走来不能回

'我失恋了。'

蓦然回首情已远,身不由已在天边 , 才明白爱恨情仇, 最伤最痛是后悔

'我也失恋了。'

如果你不曾心碎,你不会懂得我伤悲 , 当我眼中有泪别问我是为谁, 就让我忘了这一切

'嗨，我也一样。。。'

啊给我一杯忘情水,换我一夜不流泪, 所有真心真意任它雨打风吹, 付出的爱收不回. 给我一杯忘情水,换我一生不伤悲, 就算我会喝醉,就算我会心碎, 不会看见我流泪

'别难过了，来喝杯忘情水吧。'

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这世界乍看之下有点灰
你微笑的脸有些疲惫
抬起头天空就要亮起来
不要放弃你的希望和期待
沙漠中的一滴泪化成绿洲的湖水
真心若能被看见梦会实现

手牵手我的朋友
爱永远在你左右
不要再恐惧绝不要放弃这一切将会度过
因为你和我才有明天的彩虹
手牵手我的朋友
爱永远在你左右

这一刻不要躲在害怕后面
这个世界需要多一点信念
那尘埃不会真的将你打败
你将会意外生命的光彩
风雨过去那一天悲伤就要停下来
感觉你身边的爱它存在

手牵手我的朋友爱永远在你左右
不要再恐惧也不要放弃
这一切将会度过因为你和我才有明天的彩虹

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我用一生一世的心
等待一生一世的情
也许是宿命
也许是注定
我真的希望
能多点好运
我用一生一世的心
换你一生一世的情
牵你的手
嗯…

'嘻!好紧张哦'

我用一生一世的心
换你一生一世的情
牵你的手
嗯…

合:'爸，妈，喝茶。'

男:乖。。。嘻!
女:希望你的脸不会变成我后面那只怪兽那样!

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就这样，希望大家幸福快乐，晚餐吃饱饱，身体健康长生不老......

2007-04-02T16:07:00.000+08:00

So ugly

歌手：蔡依林 专辑：看我七十二变

我的世界变的奇妙更难以言语,
还以为是从天而降的魔鬼,
直到确定,手的瘟疫来自你心里,
这一刻,我知道你是 so ugly.

一开始,我只顾看着你,
装做不经意心却喊救命,
很庆幸,你没发现我,躲在角落,
想着快逃,想着闪躲从彼此陌生到熟会,是我们从未想过
真衰,到现在不敢期待,
'妖朽'的面孔,看见你想起frankie,
我胡思乱想,就从今天起i wish
像一个陷阱,却从未犹豫相信,
你真的ugly,我送给你面具.
关于ugly,过去没有极端的定义,
那天起,却颠覆了自己逻辑.
我的怀疑,所有答案因你而明白,
转呀转,就真的遇见mr.fright.

一开始,我只顾看着你,
装做不经意心却喊救命,
很庆幸,你没发现我,躲在角落,
想着快逃,想着闪躲从彼此陌生到熟会,是我们从未想过
真衰,到现在不敢期待,
'妖朽'的面孔,看见你想起frankie,
我胡思乱想,就从今天起i wish
像一个陷阱,却从未犹豫相信,
你真的ugly,我送给你面具.
关于ugly,过去没有极端的定义,
那天起,却颠覆了自己逻辑.
我的怀疑,所有答案因你而明白,
转呀转,就真的遇见mr.fright.

我的世界变的奇妙更难以言语,
还以为是从天而降的魔鬼,
直到确定,手的瘟疫来自你心里,
这一刻,我知道你是 so ugly.

2007-03-21T13:03:00.000+08:00

testin.....trying 2 blog with psp

2007-03-18T10:52:00.000+08:00

-:=:=: Famous Quotes :=:=-

two stupid dogs:..Aiya!...我搭十五号回啦...... (Prima Deli,Parkway)

(Post Scriptum:they are not stupid la,just that i really like the cartoon two stupid dogs,den make mention)

2007-03-16T01:41:00.000+08:00

-:=:=: Famous Quotes :=:=-

Ah Neh: Discount?

2007-03-15T11:19:00.000+08:00

-:=:=: Famous Quotes :=:=-

A talking Dog: she is the BEST in UNIVERSE lorr (regarding 李锦梅）

2007-03-14T19:36:00.000+08:00

-:=:=: Famous Quotes :=:=:-

Oswald: 我没有偷看... ... ... ... ... ...(2002)

Guys pls actively add on to this -:=:=: Famous Quotes :=:=:- series. just any kind of very memorable,funny meaningfull quote(s) will do fine ^.^

2007-03-14T01:36:00.000+08:00

Lessons of a jedi

Lesson 1 : How to barter using the force.

One fine day, in Anakin's hometown, Tatooine. Quigon-Jin was walking around the bazaar with Obi-Wan Kenobi searching for Anakin.

"Obi-Wan, you have the makings of a great jedi, and there is just one last lesson I must teach you."

Obi-Wan was glad to be praised by his master, "I will pass this final test, master."

Quigon gave a slight smirk, "We'll see about that, young jedi."

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An hour later, the pair reached the gates of the city.

Quigon pointed at the gates, "Outside this gates lie many beasts and forces of evil which the jedi cannot overcome with the force alone, we need the help of the lightsaber."

Obi-wan nodded.

Quigon continued, "The lightsaber is an invaluable tool and people will always try to pry them away from your hands, in this lesson, I will show you how to protect your lightsaber without the use of the force."

Obi-wan nodded in anticipation.

Just then, a imperial approached Quigon and spoke to him in a weird language which Obi-wan couldn't understand.

"Master, what language does he speak?"

"It's an Earthling language, belongs to the East I believe, I do not know much about the race, cept that they enjoy riding huge creatures with long noses. But I do understand abit of their language, it's actually Galatic Basic but there is a strong accent in it, just listen with the Force and you will understand."

The soldier spoke again, and this time, Obi-wan could hear. "I will like to buy your lightsaber, how much will it cost?"

Quigon turned and whispered to obi-wan, "Perfect, now I can show you how I protect the lightsaber without using the force. In this situation, I will quote him an unbelievable price, so that he'll give up."

"2 million galatic credits." Quigon told the soldier.

The soldier was bewildered, "That's too expensive!!!"

Quigon winked at obi-wan.

"Can you give a discount?" The soldier tried to barter.

Quigon was stumped, and he shook his head.

"No?" the soldier asked.

Quigon was getting impatient.

"No discount, no matter how many times you ask."

"Alamak, why no discount, no discount I won't buy from you."

"Very well then, I shall take my leave." Quigon was relieved he had found an excuse to take leave.

"Wait wait wait wait wait, okok, my last offer 5000 credits."

"No."

"No?"

"No."

"Why no? Yes!"

"No."

"No?"

"No!" Quigon was extremely irritated and obiwan giggled behind.

"Why you sell at such high price? You know I can get lightsaber at a much cheaper price in Serangoon road?"

"Then you go Serangoon buy, wherever that is."

"Come, gimme the lightsaber, take this 5000credits. That's what friends are for."

"Look, obi-wan, if the force needs to be used, the force will be used."

Quigon shook his head and held his hand up to the soldier's face.
---with the force---"I am not your friend and you will turn around, run out of the gate, take out your pistol, and shoot yourself in the head."

The soldier's eyes widened and screamed, "Why will I want to do that?!?! You don't want to give me discount, and you want me go die, you racist ah you, I going to call the jedi to catch you!"

Quigon gave a sigh, "I am a jedi....."

"Jedi then must give discount, so...2million last price?"

Quigon held his head in his hands and sobbed, "Yes.... that's the ......last ...price...just...just...go away!!!!"

"Come....disco....." his voice trailed off.

Quigon looked up and saw the soldier's body on the ground in pieces, with Obi-wan standing over the corpse holding his lightsaber

"Well master, I guess I passed?"

2007-03-09T23:04:00.000+08:00

I may run and hide
When you're askin' for a, good price
But let me tell you now
There are taxes to pay, alright
All of your dimes spent in flashes of light

Chorus
All you ah nehs can't you see, can't you see
How your smell's affecting our reality
Every time you're down
You can make me whine
And that makes you larger than lice.

Looking at the crowd
When I see you I damn suay, fuck off.
Wishn' I could scold you in a gazillion ways, c'mon
'Cause all of your dimes spent keeps us alive

All you ah nehs can't you see, can't you see
How your look's affecting our visuality
Every time you frown
You can make me smile
And that makes you smellier than mice.

All of your bad breath keeps us away

All you ah nehs can't you see, can't you see
How your booze's affecting our society
Every time you drink
You will start a fight
And that fills your pea brain with rice.

Yeah, every time you're down
Yeah, you will bargain right
Yeah, and that's what makes me screw you with knives.

All you ah nehs can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our fertility
Every time in town
When you wink at guys
And that makes you gayer than kyle

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I'll get a grumpy enough ah neh to take a pic with me next week kk? =)

2007-03-06T21:10:00.000+08:00

hua yang shao nian shao nu on crunchyroll.com.

the above is the eng translation of 片头曲 S.H.E 怎么办song

this has no meaning

the above pictures is just to adhere to the NPNT rule.

Now i feel like asking...how you guys react to your mum's menopause induced atrocities on us poor 子女s.

Today i donated 10 bucks to some SAGE,some elderly tingy who goes door to door to ask for donations.not donations actually la cos is buy a 5-pack lipstick thing.of cos it has no use to me la.

i thot its nothing and never thot much abt it.

na li zhi dao!

my mum came howling at me from kitchen while i am watching Star Chef n Sam leong.我跟你讲。你以后最好不要跟我乱开门，买那种捐钱的东西。blah den scold mi stupid.

i like NANI!! lor.

then cai yi lin joined in.

then i damn DL.go argue with them.my pts are:

why they always so zhong shi money!

rebuttal/reply: 你不是讲没有钱。最没有钱的人捐钱。

PRECISELY!!! WHY AR?

..................(eat the fried scallop)........

why 以小人之心du4君子之fu4

我才不要听你乱讲话.......现在很多骗人的.

wo you check the police stamp.

他们很利害.....blah (incomprehensible nagging,commonly heard while ur mum is putting back clothes to ur cupboard)

why u all only see the risk that will kena cheated.

i ish see wad if they are real.

.....................................................

later in the day when i go kitchen ask my sis some brand de clothes shi bu shi hen ex,my mum answered(while tying rubbsh bag) :"很贵"

den i HONTOUNI!

My sis go ask her 你懂meh?

reply:aiyah...蔡伟廷讲的东西一定很贵的啦 (grumpy childish tone)

....................my mum always lidat....reasoning lose to me den become lidat.WTH lor.dunno u guys' mum got lidat not.and when they angry they shout my name 蔡伟廷!oswald you should know. when not they call me ting3 weeeei1.

haiz... NMNHNLM

2007-02-28T14:52:00.000+08:00

This a song that i wanna give to jiaming....

(okay i stole it from fountain of wayne:stacie's mum)

JIAMING'S MUM

..........

......:::::::::::::::::......

Jiaming's mum has got it goin' on

Jiaming can i come over..after schoool

(after school)

i can hang around with the PS 2~

(PS 2)

Did you mum get back..from her china trip

(china trip)

Is she there or is she somewhere 'round in tibet

(in tibet)

You know i'm not little boy that i used to be

I'm all grown up now baby can't you see

Jiaming's mum has got it goin' on

She's back and gone with your father for long

Jiaming can you see,ya but we're not ready. T_T!!!

I know it might be wrong

but we had to call her Jiaming's mum...

...........................

::::::::::::::

.....

...

2007-02-19T02:47:00.000+08:00

he ji bao~~

2007-02-17T17:13:00.000+08:00

2007-02-14T21:29:00.000+08:00

Okay...since we've already had an english TPG song....i shall do a cheena one to commemorate the day we saw her...created this by putting myself in her special warm hugging pants...i'm still laughing at the pic....

一九九五年我們在睡衣店外面
你借我而我不想歸還
　那個track pants載滿記念品和患難
　還有摩擦留下的圖案
　你的track pants穿到現在還沒爛
　卻成為我身體另一半
　千金不換它已熟悉我的汗
　它是我雙腿上的指環
　穿了六年半　我每一天陪它上班
　你借我我就為你保管
　我的朋友都說它舊的很好看
　遺憾是它已與妳腐爛
　你的track pants讓我走的好緩慢
　終有一天陪著我腐爛
　你的track pants對我沉重的審判
　穿了track pants為什麼不换

2007-02-05T20:53:00.000+08:00

Title: Track Pants Girl

Album:A song about track pants

-lyrics by a track pants lover

This is a song about track pants girl....our inspiration for the entire taiwan trip.she dims the full moon with her countenance.in her is the spring and blossoming of a thousand flowers.and so now.we present...

(drum beat as like in uptown girl)

OH~OH~OH~~~~

OH~~OH~~

track pants girl!

she's been living in her track pants world

i bet she never had a pair of levis

i bet her mama never bought her one

i'm have been stunned by the track pants girl

she's been living in her brown coat world (brown coat world)

as long as any one with knee-length can (knee-length can)

and now she's looking staight down my end

that's why i ran.

And when she knows what she wants from her time

and then she'll take out

and read up her Science

She'll see i'm not so smart

just because

i'm not brave like

the track pants girl (track pants girl)

she knows i've seen her wear THAT for the whole tour (the world tour)

why ain't she tired of her high tugged pants

and all her other seven same grey pants

she's got no choice

oh~

track pants girl

she noes i cant afford to buy her coats

and maybe someone with straight A's can (Ace's~~~~~~)

he'll understand wad kind of pants she wears (wears grey!)

and then he'll win

And when she's walking

she's tugging it high (high~yai~yai)

and when she's talking

she'll recite her science (scien~yai~ice)

she'll not find F maths tough

just because

she brought all notes to read while tour (worrr---background)

she's been living in her track pants world

as long as any one thats grey colour can!

and now she's looking for a grey hair band

to keep her hair

track pants girl~ (track pants girl~)

she's our track pants girrrl >>crescendo

and you know what she wants >>soft

she's my track pants girl!

My track pants gurrrL~~ >>emphasis with expression

and i know what she wants >>soft

in her track pants world (track pants world)

she's my track pants gurrl

don't you know i am blur >>soft

with her track pants world(track pants world)

she's my track pants gurrrrl. >>fade

we all know what she wants >>soft

oh my track pants gurl~! >>fade x2

MY track pants gurrrl >>fade off

of course there are other pictures of the TPG.however due to our selfish desires to keep her angelic zhen mian mu to our own,access is only available if you pay a small worthy amount of S$3 thru PAYPAL or NETS.

2007-02-03T15:16:00.000+08:00

CUICUICUICUICUI.......................................................................... .. ... ........... ...............

they are funny...yet not so funny.
xwl went lof.
this got out of hand.
i've got evil friends.

hai...

人生象黑暗内沉睡
人生象断鸢经风吹
经风吹恍惚似烟消去
难见真理肚流泪

2007-01-30T11:04:00.000+08:00

Meanwhile,the truck driver,Ming Shun, peered out of the window only to see the Mini Cooper in a state of total wreckage.Fear and shock overtook Ming Shun as he slammed the accerator and took flight,leaving junhong who's immersed in regret and sorry--a same yet different form that engulfed the fleeing truck driver.

2007-01-29T01:47:00.000+08:00

Junhong got down on his knees despite the stares from onlookers, he couldn't stop the tears streaming from his eyes. He could care less about pride, for all that mattered...was her.

2007-01-29T01:38:00.000+08:00

Xian1 nu3 xia4 fan2, someday muz go back.

So don't be sad la, we've gotta move on.

So let's play a game.

Vv obiang, but we never try before bah.

Continue the story, everyone login using the master account, then edit post.

Simply continue the story, make it cohesive.

Good english please.

username and password both is zaizai's real name.

Everyone's limited to 2 sentences, and cannot delete other's entry.

Can use any names, but no scandalous issues to be brought up.

No digging of the past.

Try not to post anything that'll get anyone into trouble.

Just keep it plain, simple, friendly.

ONCE YOU'VE POSTED, DO NOT EDIT ANY CONTENT EXCEPT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.

After posting, you will have to wait for at least two others posts before u can post again.

Please be honest.

Have fun, I'll start it off in the next post.

-Joo.

2007-01-28T23:00:00.000+08:00

28th of January 2007....today....Our Beloved Xu Weilun went back to be with the lord....its a sad day that we shall all remember...

Tomorrow is going to come as per normal....but i know its not going to be same for all of us....

May God have mercy on all Beautiful people of our earth.... Ayumi's contraction of STD has already left my heart bleeding....and now this....why must it be her.....

Below are pictures that our bloggers consolidated of Xu Weilun...We hope to keep her forever in our memories......http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/070128/8/9w8m.html

2007-01-18T00:23:00.000+08:00

An indian came to me.

"Do you sell...pen drives?"

I nodded, and reached into the cabinet and took out a pendrive SD card

"Nono, I dun wan SD card..I wan pendrive."

I frowned. "This is pendrive wad.."

He drew a rectangle in the air with his fingers. "I wan pendrive...pendrive...Usb"

I muttered a fuck and reached for the thumbdrives "This one called thumbdrive or flashdrive, not pendrive."

He nodded but I believe it didn't get in.

"how much?"

"$39"

"Discount?"

"No."

He stared at me as if I killed his mum.

"No?!?!?!"

"No."

"Never mind then, do you have mics? For skype?"

"Yeah, over there." I said, and pointed to the back.

"Show me."

I took a logitech headset and handed it to him. "Na, this one good, logitech."

"This is for skype?"

"Aye."

"How much?"

"$55"

"Too expensive."

"K lor" I put the logitech back and took out some crap brand which cost juz a few bucks.

"This is for skype?"

"Yeah"

"Is this better than the logitech?"

I stared at him in disbelief. "No, this one so-so"

"The thing is, I'm going back to India, and I want a good quality mic, is this good?"

I started searching my pockets for a knife. "Well, if you want good quality, get logitech, otherwise, settle for this, it's alright, can listen can le lah."

"So is this good?"

I gave up. "Good, this one best"

"For skype right?"

"Yes la"

"Ok, I'll take it, how much?"

"$8"

"Discount?"

"Discount lanjiao lah, k, u buy 100 I give u discount."

"But I don't need 100."

"Then no discount lah."

He put the mic back. "That's ok, I'll look around."

"Please do."

4hours later.

"Yes, it's you again, you wan the mic now?"

"Yeah give me the mic. How much?"

"$8"

"No discount?"

I finally found the knife.

I'm gonna give him one last chance, I shook my head.

"Ok I'll take it. It's for Skype right?"

"Yes, $8 please."
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"No discount?"

"No."

"No?"

"No"

"Ok"

"Here's your change, 2bucks."

"So this is a good buy?"

"Yes best buy."

"For skype?"

"Yessssss."

"Ok" and he finally left.

Work's fun.

2006-12-25T23:01:00.000+08:00

This is something i wanted to pen down for a long while....it has happened to me again...so i resolved to do it today.

How do you tell if you are a loser............

1.You meet your friends for dinner at bedok 5/7 days of the week and they are ALL guys.
2.You go with your friends to watch a movie and you curse the male lead everytime he hanky panky with a chick.
3.You see a chiobu and you think or say out loud chio! but no action is taken to stop your frustrations.
4.You think why you do not have a gf when you are nt bad looking actually while shitting.
5.Its already bad enuff dat you are a loser with no gf but you curse others who are ugly but do have a realli beautiful gf and say they yuan1 nie4 and God will punish them.( Hey...they worked hard to win the girl over k..)
6.You go home and pcc over some porn 5 times a day just becos you cant get over your frustrations.
7.You watch more porn and think to yourself why Chio japanese girls are willing to let ugly bald old men fuck them when you noe very well they are paid to do so.
8.You can't stand your own loserness and blog to shoot urself.

2006-12-25T01:39:00.000+08:00

How do you differentiate guys from pussies? DUring ns term

5am: Oswald wakes up and gets ready to set off for camp(Manly)
Joo Sheng wakes up to find himself already in camp (Manly)
Caili's still sleeping (Wussy)
Junhong still sleeping (Wussy)
Jiaming on his way to camp (Manly)
Anderson (Ugly)

7am: Oswald books in and reports to storeroom(Neutral)
Joo Sheng went to eat breakfast, then go back bunk and sleep (Wussy)
CAili report to office (Double Wuss)
Junhong report to office (Double Wuss)
Jiaming having his bag checked at MP camp gate (Manly)
Anderson(Ugly)

9am: Oswald goes to a corner, takes out risako's photo then starts to jerk off (Manly but sick)
Joo Sheng fall in for pt (Manly)
Caili flirts with chief clerk (Wussy)
Junhong goes canteen (Wussy
Jiaming having his bag checked for the 12334353th time at MP camp gate (Manly)
Anderson combs his hair (Still ugly)

12pm: Oswald repeats 9am schedule (Manly)
Joosheng goes canteen eat (Wussy)
Caili feed his chief clerk (Wussy)
Junhong on his way to lunch, but saw a cat...so....(Manly)
Jiaming sits down by the kerb while the MPs sends his bag for infa-red scan(Manly)
Anderson combs his hair the other way (Repeat after me, U-G-L-Y)

2pm: Oswald goes online to download other risako photos (Manly)
Joosheng can't remember things he's been doing in army cos he ord le (Manly X 3)
Caili digs his nose (Manly)
Junhong sits down........and......umm..sit...(Sit down is man, but posture wuss)
Jiaming goes to CMPB for results of the scan on his bag (Manly)
Anderson cuts his hair (Need I say anymore...)

6pm: Oswald skips out of camp (Wussy)
Caili already home (Wussy)
Junhong's chief clerk asked him to stay back do abit more work...(Manly)
Jiaming saw xuejun at CMPB, super sian, so he left without taking his results (Manly)
Anderson gels his hair (Sigh..)

8pm: Oswald starts his 9am regime (Manly)
Caili goes to sleep (Wussy)
Junhong starts work (Manly)
Jiaming receive letter, he's getting charged for AWOL (Manly)
Anderson swipes his hair back, strikes a 007 pose and gives his killer look (Death & Decay)

10pm: Oswald goes to slp, and starts having wet dreams (Manly)
Caili drools in his sleep (Wussy)
Junhong knock off le, his chief clerk was satisfied and gave him 50cts and told him that this is going to be a long term project and urges him to sign on so she can try other moves on him =X (Manly)
MP came to Jiaming house and arrested him (Manly)
Anderson kena pinned down by bunkmates and they covered his head with a sand bag (No longer ugly)

12am: Oswald's brother creeps into his room to steal his risako pics (Manly)
Caili pees in his bed (Manly)
Junhong went online to revise his karma sutra (Manly)
Jiaming thrown into DB (Manly)
Anderson surrendered and promised to wear the sand bag for the rest of his nsf years (Shuai!)

Merry Yule Tide to all.

2006-12-24T18:12:00.000+08:00

Happy Merry Christmas Eve!

FUCK IT

Ring ring! halo?

me: "ah .. what?"

oswald: "Eh, wan go suntec meet then have lunch together while waiting for caili then we go out?"

me:"huh... i sibeh tired leh.. yest just tonned at fren house.. "

oswald:"Aiya.. just come la.. i alone here sibeh sian, somemore later caili joining us AFTER GO LOOKING AT FLOWERS EXHIBITION." <--- SMLJ

me: "sian... ok loh.... eat lunch lor... budden after that do what?"

oswald: "erm, we plan later lor.... see how?

After meeting Oswald at Suntec, we planned to wait for Caili first then go Orchard to walk walk, watch christmas decoration and maybe countdown but most importantly i want go Kinokuniya to see whether got 1 litre of tears book. Then at 4.30pm, Caili called and asked us to meet at city hall mrt, because we meeting robi, keith and etc. to watch death note. WAH LAN!!!! I TOT I TOLD OSWALD I WATCH LIAO. N YET CAILI THOUGHT IS I DUN FEEL LIKE WATCHING INSTEAD OF I DUN WAN WATCH. FUCK !

Summore i come suntec to eat lunch nia? meet 2.15pm n then leave at 4.30pm? N yet Go bedok watch movie on christmas EVE?

After reaching bedok mrt platform, i plan to watch curse of golden flower alone then meet they all after their death note movie, but then robi told me to collect deathnote tiks at counter? OMFG? N SUMMORE CAILI GOT THE CHEEK TO TELL ME y WATCH GOLDEN FLOWER? Y SEE OLD WOMAN? CAN GO DOWNLOAD WAD IF U WAN SEE HER ASSET? OMFG? Eh caili u think u cute and funni rite? FUCKING CHEEBYE . PLAN NXT TIME CAN?

U GO WATCH FLOWER HAPPILY.. I LAN LAN WAIT FOR U... N YET U ALL PLAN ACTIVITIES NVR TELL ME? N YET XIALAN TELL ME GO DOWNLOAD THE GOLDEN FLOWER MOVIE? SUMMORE GO PARKWAY ALSO NVR TELL ME? YET OSWALD U CALL ME PLAN ACTIVITES? FUCK U ALL LA...

DUA ME x 1000? i sleep 2 hours to meet u all, then after LUNCH AT SUNTEC GO MArinA SQ HELP U CHECK dumbell price at ROYAL SPORTING HOUSE? WASTE TIME? THEN YET TELL ME AFTER TAT GO BEDOK TO WATCH A MOVIE I WATCH 24 HOURS AGO?

I TELL U MY SUGGESTIOn OF WATCHING CURSE... N U SUDDENLY SOUNDS SO DULAN N SAY GO DOWNLOAD TAT MOVIE ? SEE OLD WOMAN? Eh fuck it la, i fucking wasted time from 2 to 6pm. Knn la... SCREW UR PARKWAY PLAN. SCrew ur movie la.. CALL ME N TELL ME PLAN NXT TIME CAN? dun call me go then tell me ur fuCking plan...

2006-12-22T13:24:00.000+08:00

Cosplay!2006 at EXPO
Information by Keith sama, Peektures by Robi kun and Column by The Pos

So....as the title suggest...its the end of year cosplay event held at the Singapore EXPO! Posted here are some of the better looking pics (in my opinion).

The Slimmest models from Marie France Bodyline were put to shame..
1st of all..this girl from tsubasa chronicles...she is so uber sweet! Especially with that cute black plusshie in her arms...wonder why keith didn't think so when me and robi unanimously agreed that she was cute..(hint: Dawn)

Girls backside itchy wan join army..
1.Girl with a slightly smaller 84mm anti tank gun....cool though...like her attitude :D
2.Girl dressed as our familiar street fighter Cammy! Teach her how to wear her beret properly please.

Kimochiiiiiii!!
Our very 1st catch of the day...robi asked the Kimono girl if we could perhaps take a photo with her...she agreed readily....then we got ready for the shot...robi went and took a pose 1st..this 3rd guy from the left rushed in to spoil an otherwise perfect picture (robi's smile looks strained)...then the kawaii kimono girl took her place beside the ugly one and I (all the while waiting for the ripe time) calmly walked over and stood beside the kimono girl (1st smart move i made in a decade)....ain't she and i like a couple? Joking joking hahaha....dun be angry k robi :D

Big and BIGGER
Its a lard, its a bear..no..its two Pillars of Blubber! Haha...dun take that seriously...its just 2 woman...btw..a shot of a singer looking at her hand for lyrics (2nd pic)...priceless!

Goushujin Sama!
1.Maid Cafe Maids doing a dance..cant see their face though..but two of them very chio!
Warning! Paedophilic content
2.Two cute little lambs who have POTENTIAL!

Blissful Boys
1.Robi cuddles next to a cute girl from Guilty Gear....whats with the huge anchor?
2.Keith snuggles in between an aunty and a lolita in a green school uniform...didn't know you were a lolipedo fin :)

Our Emcee for the day!
In case you are wondering which one isit..its Simca, the sensuous girl from Air Gear with the seducing pink hair and sexy short (i really mean short) skirt :P

My Love..
The only thought that came to my mind when i saw her...Beautiful and with style too! Cool as a machete and with eyes like the stars in the sky...This girl, Cosplaying kadaj from Final Fantasy won the individual and group firsts at the cosplay competition and has also had the honour of being on my PC's wallpaper and msn pic for a reign of 3 days...Really wan to congratulate her and just wan to let her noe that she is exactly my dream girlfriend...

2006-12-19T13:58:00.000+08:00

Hi all..dis is my 1st try at writing a story... Enjoy!!

Caili is very excited. He is going to start his very 1st driving lesson in a few hours time..And he can sense that this was going to be a fruitful lesson because he has dreamed of YF the night before..it was a good dream...delicious...erm er hem....well...anyway....its an omen that good things are about to happen.

Caili rides his bike to the driving centre..it was quite a wet day..not very good for a motorcyclist. Just as he was bemoaning his fate...he saw...in the distance...an angel...a very wet one... It was Sandar Caralino! His heart thumped slightly at the sight of this...wet..erotic...erm..er hem..ex classmate. It so happened that Sandar was in a hurry to get home because..truth be told..even pretty girls do get stomachaches at times ( It sorta destroys their image so they don't seem to shit in public ) and it is not a good feeling when you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with shit having a protest march in your stomach.. In these times...help is readily accepted and Caili was like a guardian angel sent by God himself to end her misery.

'Chance!' thought Caili...rainy day...wet girl..equals to wet girl with see through clothes on a happy man's motorbike...

"Hi Sandar...wanna lift on my bi..?""Caili! you don't know how happy i am to see you! Its just that the weather's so bad...could you give me a ride home? ( Fuck! the shit is going to splurt out and soil my undies soon! Fucking double up and send me home!!)"

So Caili did his best and sped up...and he went real fast...until a road junction where the light suddenly turned red...this was the moment he was waiting for...He stepped hard on the brakes (up till this point of time, Sandar had been trying real hard to contract her anal muscles to contain the shit within)....and with tremendous force, the bike screeched to a halt and jerked forward.. her wet breasts pressing against Caili's blissful back...and there was a moment of silence between the two. "Erm Caili". Sandar's face was red with embarrassment. "There's something I really need to tell you....I have an important project that i need to rush..so if you could please drive a little faster..." In truth..Sandar was trying to hide the fact that something warm and smelly was making her butt feel freaking uncomfortable...but as usual..girls like to hide the fact that they are human and humans do shit....

However..in Caili's mind...a whole new situation is taking place...

"Sandar must be so shy that she doesn't dare tell me she is in fact so charmed and smitten with me" ( Loser's way of thinking we are all so familiar with)... and with that....Caili felt like he was riding on the way to heaven....

Caili finally sent the poor girl home and thankfully he could not smell anything amiss due to the heavy rain. "Now...onwards to the driving centre!"

At the driving centre...the instructor was furious. "Lateness is not tolerated young man!" And the instructor raved on and on....but Caili didn't care...He would readily take a girl on a ride anytime for a ranting session from the instructor....

Anyway...the lesson went on smoothly without much trouble..."Wow...I never knew a gear could be soo interesting! And oh! The brakes are so cool! And the window wipers.....and.....and....YF!!!!"

It was YF! She drove beside Caili and grinned shyly at him...her cheeks were as pink as a cherry blossom and her smile outshone sakura flowers in spring...her teeth were white pearls and her eyes could have easily told the silver moon to go away....in short...she was what Caili dreamed of, thought of, drooled and wanked on every night of his life. He was totally attracted by her smile... as if in a trance... nothing mattered anymore....not even the frantic cries of his instructor could take his mind away from his beloved......her smile was...everything in this universe to him....

Suddenly YF braked and Caili was released from the spell and he finally heard his instructor's shouts and looked in front only to see the kerb a metre away from his car which was by the way travelling at 50km/hr at that time....and Caili crashed into the kerb sending him crashing into certain death...."AARRRGGGH!!NOOOO!!!!I DUN WANNA DIE!!! I HAVEN"T HAD S** WITH YF!!!!" and with a loud sickening thud.....Caili knocked his head against the wall of his own bedroom and awoke with relief that he is very much still alive, with a sharp pain on his head and a very angry mum shouting at him that it was already 8 in the morning and that he is definitely late for work...crap....haiz...nevermind...an MC will solve the problem....

"Sian...its another boring day of work and nothing but work....and....what the hell.....crap...." Caili hurriedly rushed to the toilet to change his soiled boxers...

It had been another of a series of wet dreams afterall....

2006-12-19T13:38:00.000+08:00

Let's welcome DotA Allstars NEW hero Medical Officer or MO for short!

Hero Abilities

	Death Pulse The Medical Officer uses his hand to check the pulse of a soldier, dealing damage to chaokeng soldiers and healing really sick patients. Level 1 - 75 damage/50 heal. Level 2 - 125 damage/75 heal. Level 3 - 200 damage/100 heal. Level 4 - 275 damage/130 heal.

	Diffusion Aura A 450 range aura that makes the chaokeng soldier leak out telltale signs of chaokengness in the presence of Medical Officer. Level 1 - 9% lie reduction. Level 2 - 18% lie reduction. Level 3 - 27% lie reduction. Level 4 - 36% lie reduction.

	Sadist Reveling in depression and depair, the Medical Officer regains confidence for exposing chaokeng soldiers and sends them back without downpes. Level 1 - 12 confidence per unit. Level 2 - 24 confidence per unit. Level 3 - 36 confidence per unit. Level 4 - 48 confidence per unit.

	Medical Officer's Scythe Brings a temporarily downgraded a.k.a chaokeng soldier to full realization of its own temporaryness, dealing damage based on how many slack days the target is missing. Stuns a chaokeng soldier for a full 1 minute. Level 1 - .4 damage per slack day missing. Level 2 - .6 damage per slack day missing. Level 3 - .9 damage per slack day missing.

2006-11-30T23:49:00.000+08:00

Risako Sugaya Photobook DVD

RISAKO!!!! NOOOO!!!!!

As u all can see....the title says it all....well...not all.....but nearly....

THEY ARE FREAKIN' GOING TO TURN RISAKO INTO THE NEXT PORNO GAL!!!!

What's with these people! Can't they leave an innocent lamb alone for christ's sake!! My 1st reaction when i saw this video was to.....well.....steam.....ITS FREAKIN' NATURAL IF YOU HAVE A DICK!!! But...BUT....my next reaction was to scream out loud at what they are doin' to her..

I mean she's only TWELVE!! What the FUCK do they think they are doing!! Showing off tits that just ORD?? May Satan impregnate every single one of the producers who did that....

2006-11-03T10:31:00.000+08:00

Tonning at poswald hse.

When you dont surf a certain something

at a friend's house.these things happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lTgdia_o0

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2006-10-26T20:16:00.001+08:00

听Sergeant的话
OP…Alfa Music Publishing Co.Ltd. ISRC CN-E04-06-383-02/AJ6
词: 周杰伦曲: 周杰伦
编曲: 林迈可 (Michael Lin)、洪敬尧
制作人: 周杰伦合声编写: 周杰伦
合声: 周杰伦 Programmer: 林迈可 (Michael Lin)
录音工程: 杨瑞代录音室: ALFA STUDIO
混音工程: 林迈可 (Michael Lin)
混音录音室: VIP STUDIO

Recruit Lin 你是否有很多问号
为什么别人在那看漫画
我却在学marching 对著Sergeant说话
别人在玩游戏我却在攀墙壁跑我的SOC
我说我要一架大大的飞机
但却得到一只旧旧M16
为什么要听Sergeant的话
Knock-it-down後你就会开始懂了这段话被pump後我开始明白
为什么我跑的比别人快 fall in比别人快
将来大家穿的都是sweaty的No.4 大家唱的都是army的歌
Pes A的辛苦不让你看见温暖的食谱在Tekong外面
有空就多多握著表妹的手把手牵著一起梦游

听Sergeant的话别让手受罪
想快快book out 不要看到他
美丽的长发幸福中发芽
Barber的魔法 1分钟剪光

在你的未来
SAF Hotline是你的王牌拿王牌找sergeant谈
唉！我不想把你教坏
还是听sergeant的话吧晚点在AWOL吧
我知道你未来的路但他比我更清楚
你会开始学其他Recruit在Fieldpack写东写西
但我建议最好写 Sergeant我会用功chaokeng
用功chaokeng怎么会从我嘴巴说出
不想你xiong 所以要叫你用功chaokeng

Yuxin织给你的毛衣你要好好地收著
因为P.O.C到时我要告诉她你还留著
对了我会遇到了Felicia
所以你可以跟Bunkmate炫耀 tpjc校花是你大嫂
我找不到fieldcamp用的测纸你用完不要送人
因为过两天你会在sit test上用到
你会开始喜欢上测所因为sergeant开始一直逼人喝水

听Sergeant的话别让手受罪
想快快book out 不要看到他
美丽的长发幸福中发芽
Barber的魔法 1分钟剪光
听Sergeant的话别让手受罪
想快快book out 不要看到他

Junhong....Gambate....Wad else can i say? I mean even ur 1st confinement is reduced to 1 wk..Jus do ur best and it will soon be over...

2006-10-24T23:35:00.000+08:00

SAYONARA

Haiz guys, I gonna embark on a new journey on this upcoming thurs (zai3 hor my english? Anyway I learned tat from caili tat GP essay--> round the world in 80 days) , so it means i not gonna blog for a long long time. Hope u all continue to blog so u all can update me on latest news!!!!

Anyway i just blog on wad happen 2dae ba. Caili's mother prepare almond desert and curry chicken for all of us but anderson and andrew left first. Haiz, anderson n drew, the food was really nice lor, you all should stay a little bit longer mah. Most importantly, I was really really touched by caili's mother. At first, I jokingly msg caili to ask his mother to prepare food be4 i enlist and she really prepared. So, on behalf of me, js, jm, oswald and wilson, help me thank your mother for the delicacies!!

Before I go,

To all 4L guys:

Caili -> Good luck for your upcoming A level exam! Hope you pass the exam with flying colors and remember to exercise more (Pot calling the kettle black). If possible, help me use a 30 inch knife n stab M@ry whenever u can!

Joosheng -> Loves ur story written in ur blog. Hope u can write it whenever u can! Please include salvin into the story please, since most 4L guys are inside ur story. ORd soon loh! Find a better job, dun sell remote control please.

Oswald -> what more can i say to this pedophile. I rather he be more obssessed wif grazzzz e than all the young gers. Hope u change for the better bah. And dun be late the next time we are meeting. TMD. Go in army le, still no time management.

Anderson -> Hope ur pills work! By the nxt time i see you, must see a tanned porcelain face instead of ur burning legion features! And stop ur fatal 3 way love affair, stepping on 3 boats is tiring leh, just choose 1 and get on with life.

Jiaming -> 2 words : ride safely. Dunno why i got this feeling, if u buy insurance(may it be vehicle, injuries insurance ), the insurance company will go bankrupt. So... really really dun be such a daredevil, RIDE SAFELY PLS!! I BEG U!

FTP -> moving house ? but no house warming? U SUCK. Anyway, update me on bleach manga or wadever bah. Hope u stay in new house, will have a change in living environment and change ur attitude to ur family member in house. Btw, I know the secret behind ur house moving. U intend to force ur family to move to bedok, so U and sueann can stay in your old tampines house and hanky panky. =X Peace.

Andrew -> I was really touched by u to come see me with hair for the last time. Ord soon also, so... make full use of ur time to do meaningful things ba. Dun learn from us, go bedok play dai dee for 5 hours non stop which caili lost 21 matches?

Salvin -> Cheer up lah. Dun always depressed leh. See u depressed, we also very sian de. Smile more often!!!

Tats all for 4L guys.

To my poly frens also:

Daph, Sally and Junchong .. Happy Bdae!!!!! Really paiseh, can't join u all for ur bdae celebration. Nvm, mayb, I will sing bdae song for u all silently in my bunk ba. Cheers. Cya guys when I book out. Noel, Zam hope u all get enlist letter soon!!!

Hope u guys dun forget me hor, I book out tat time, lets go enjoy good food at vivo city!!

Take care everyone! Will miss you guys! I will miss my hair also! Cya in 2 weeks!

2006-10-24T21:11:00.000+08:00

容易受伤的男人

留着你隔夜的吻感觉不到你有多真

想你天色已黄昏脸上还有泪痕

如果从此不过问不想对你难舍难分

是否夜就不会冷心就不会疼

颤抖的唇等不到你的吻一个容易受伤的男人

希望希望希望你会心疼我害怕一个人

为何不肯轻轻唤我一声安慰容易受伤的男人

为了你我情愿给一生 (你的眼神烫伤我的青春)

黑夜里不敢点灯是谁让我越陷越深

让我深爱过的人越来越陌生

Hey, stop it, 男人也是人! Stop hurting us already! Dun play already la you girls, we're..
容易受伤的男人..

2006-10-24T20:44:00.000+08:00

Enlisted 26th oct 2006

You will be missed!

Goodbye...

2006-10-24T08:36:00.000+08:00

ROAD SAFETY

Let's talk about road safety.

Pls jay walk only when the road is clear, but fret not even if you get hit when the light isn't in your favour. It is always the motorists' fault. (and dun put SGD16 in your wallet) . You may also jay walk if you are singing Jay Chou's song which goes.. 周杰伦周杰伦周杰伦; OR, you are wearing a sweater and look liked... While jay walking in a two-way street, ALWAYS check both sides BEFORE crossing. Oh this is not a safety point though. Thing is if you cross to the middle and realise there are oncoming vehicles, you'll have to stand in the middle of the 2 lanes and look like an idiot. 面子问题.

While jay walking and there's a car far far faraway, don't purposely walk slowly coz it'll seem that you are xia-lan-ing the car and who knows the driver/rider will juz accelerate and "accidentally" hit u. The 后果 wud be 不堪设想 like... him

Dun 误会 that's definitely not our dear friend Oswald down here. This is someone's pic I downloaded from the traffic police website at www.trafficpolice.com.sg . The guy, Kersorh Tan Pos Ward, was hit by an oncoming bike cuz he walked leisurely across Tampines Ave 7 before Loyang Ave. The rider, known only as Ali, reportedly said that as Tan was wearing black on the day of accident, he could not see him jay walk as he is wearing his Muhd-Cool sunglasses. Time of accident, 2pm. Tan had to undergo operations in CGH and when he reached home, nobody recognised him. Below is how he looked like before the accident.

All in all, always remember to use the road safely, as the saying goes, 马路如虎口. For the sake of those without chinese softwares, it says, Ma3 Lu4 Ru3 Fu2 Kou3, The road is like the Tigress mouth. Kudos to Lin's English School for the excellent translation on the proverb.

2006-10-24T01:00:00.000+08:00

My 7 cents on 'gamer-girls'

Everytime you flip through a recent gamer's mag, you'll find this section titled "Gamer Girl of the month" or something like that. There, you'll find the photo of a pretty decent looking chick scantily clad.

Before you go wow and have all kinda sexual fantasies involving shields and bastard swords, take not, they're not the kinda girls you think they are.

If you've read my first lines, you'll realise that I described them as pretty decent looking, which means that they're not very pretty, merely average-looking. Therefore, they can't really get nice guys.

And the next coolest thing after the cool, hot, nice guys. Yep, that's the nerdy geek who won at the most recent WCG. And how does an average looking girl get famous? By being something different of course.

And as everyone knows, the gaming world has a very low tolerance for the feminine side of human beings. So if you're able to succeed in gaming as a girl, you'll gain pretty decent recognition. And how else to become pro than get a DOTA fag as your boyfriend?

Well, in return for sex and everything unnice, you get personal one-to-one training. And being the focus of attention throughout the whole game may just be the icing on the cake.

Well, you've got boobs and a pussy and it's juicy, and you're playing a dorkish game with 9 other undersexed teenage forum-posters, unless they've just jerked off 5mins ago, they'll be pretty much interested in you yes, and they'll give in to any of your requests with hopes that you'll send em a pic of you drenched wet in the rain without your bra on.

Well, that's my perception of gamer girls in Singapore. Girls who're trying to gain attention via standing out in something unique. And I despise them , cos they're an insult to the REAL gamer girls.

How do you recognise a typical local attention-hungry 'gamer-girl'? Simple! They flirt with you if you're pro and don't give a damn bout you if you're noob. They play dota, and they say they like a certain race because it looks cool. And did I mention they've got a faggoty geeky nerd boyfren who wins every single WCG?

Why am I so sure about this? Cos I read the papers and mags, dude. And I know a REAL gamer girl. She's from Israel. Well, I was playing on this pvp server in NWN and I'm friends with the owner.

We had a forum where we discuss balance issues and stuff like that. There was this playewr rainywinter who contributed actively and has always argued all the way when she thinks something's not done right, EG; the over powered bigby's spells when the expansion came out. EVentually, she contributed so much to the game and everyone thought she was the perfect candidate to take over the ownership of the server when the original owner decided to step down..

And so she took over the reins and had steered the server in the right direction even untill now.
And I never knew that she's a she untill she's taken over.

I'm AZN, AZN's pawn americans, that's a known fact, and I'm pretty good when it comes to DnD pvp, only losing to re-dead haha, he's a fag as well. Well, you don't see her trying to flirt with ANYONE on the server, she showed indifference to all players and she talks like a gamer, not like a girl. And she's in the army now, heh, it's compulsory in Israel, only problem with her is that she doesn't celebrate xmas I guess, kidding. *shrugs*. Oh ya, the reason she like the wizard class in Nwn, is cos it's IMBAL.

Yes, you don't like a race cos it's cool, the undead in WC's f'ugly. Stop trying to create an identity for yourselves, whores. I can't stand any of you, pls dump the geek boyfren you don't really love and get a decent hobby.

Stop trying to fend yourself that you really love gaming, you live in Singapore, where girls don't play games. And the only chance you're exposed to dota is when the guy frens intro you to it, and if you're hanging out with em that much , it shows something. Don't try and say is your brother intro you de. If it's him, he must be a fag cos none of his frens are willing to play with him and he's so desperate he has to get his sister.

With love,
Future zao3 an1 ni2 hao3 guest, Joo.

2006-10-23T23:51:00.000+08:00

Home Improvement....
This is my first post, well as some of you guys know, I am in the process of moving house now. Why do I have time to post now? I feel that there is a need to enlighten you all about the ex-hellhole I am moving into. The ex-owners seemed to remind me of a fairy tale ( you know, the houses made of straws, twigs and bricks and a wolf is present in the story). Their cleanliness do too. I guess even Joo Sheng's home can beat them in terms of cleanliness, and his home is a 5-room, theirs a 3-room. I endured hell trying to turn a pigsty into a modest home. Damn them for fuck's sake, even Jesus clean his house. I think i was scolding fuck for every 5 mins in that house, trying to get rid of their filth from that house. Damn that property agent too, "Most of the items in the house can be used, no need to change", lanjiao la, most of the items in the house cannot be used, 99% need to be changed. Guys, if you are ever considering a job as a property agent, fear for your offsprings. You might get sons without asshole.

This is how I feel right now.

KNN.

2006-10-22T23:34:00.000+08:00

WALAO..............................................................

Been wanting to know how manna taste like.i think it taste like those taka basement snacks.
Right after i explain how i wanna jian fei and i'm getting old cos yue lai yue bu xi huan sweet food to chiar ming,i queued up for

1x beard papa fondant choco

1x dunno-wad-doh sugar crusted donut chiaar ming recommended

1x octopus balls

1x oling juice

Moral:its near impossible to slim down in singapore for us

WALAO (2)

mojito rum-13 dollar

cuba libra rum-13 dollar

both me and oswald oso dunno.both the lady oso say nice.both are cocktail rum

result?

talkingdog drank milk shake.(top)

chiaar ming had ice cream

oswald's one on the left

and mine is the bottom one.

talkingdog's milkshake taste like milkshake

CM's a very biscuitry waffry ice cream

oswald's a nice blend of sour and bitter and not too strong

mine's a silangtau "the host"-drink-that-kind-of-chemical taste.and absolutely bitter to the bones.core.genes.wadever.

however that it got better after i kp stirring n melting the ice.

another look.although its meant to be mint n bitter,but the taste is still werid,to sum it up.which is a no go.

Anyway 经一事，长一智.And ultimately,for the fun of it.just cheers lor...next time dun order lor.

And oswald,350 is allowance.not pay.and its really enough actually.i got 500++ i oso nvr spend till 300 tat much.its okay to spend when there's a need to.high marginal utility if u remember.Dun need sad.we are not bad friends.我们几时骗过你?

2006-10-17T22:04:00.000+08:00

我飞得最高最远，我的梦无尽无限

They say you mature the most when you're in army, it's the place you waste two years of your precious youth in. And it's where you spend most of the time wasted thinking, and dreaming.

Being the first to ORD, I shall share some of my 心得.

I've set my long-term goal, my ambition.

And it is........pretty far-fetched you might think, but I can already see it within my grasp, just needs a few more trips to 四马路.

And it is to go onto 早安你好 to be interviewed before I'm 27. And during the interview I'll 打 my latest book which is titled 'The Charmer's Crusade'. And the book will sell well. I don't need it to attain harry potter status, but I can tell you, my ideas can pawn it, it's the language which restricts me.

So first things first, how to go onto 早安你好? Not easy. So must set many many short-term goals.

Firstly, is to make my first $2k, which will take ard 2months+, pretty easy.

The next stage, will be to put the 2k to good use, starting a small business with my uncle, printing T-shirts, it'll be hard to attain success through sales. So I'll attain it through unique and creative advertising, how it'll be done, I shall not disclose here for fear of theft, but it'll be made known to you guys when the time comes cos I'll need your help.

Thirdly, is to go through the full course which the writer's bureau offers, while playing 4hours of nwn2 a day with americans to get even more fantasy concepts which 99% of Singaporeans are never exposed to.

Yep, that's how the dream goes.

我是懒惰的人，但因为我懒惰，所以我要奋斗。若不奋斗，就无法过怠惰的生活，这是个极
度恶性的循环。
-林裕盛

Actually, I have an even greater dream, that is............to destroy mediacorp.

You must be hungry...

2006-10-17T16:02:00.000+08:00

"爸爸常说..出来跑....迟早要还....."

--thought of the day

For my friend Tuiphin...

if you wanna blog here about anyone,

you gotta face the consequences....

I know about ur 蹄 in the previous previous post matter.

And I know about "kitty" and "Autumn"

And "Yusorf" and "your bro-toilet incident" and "tamp mart".

2006-10-15T16:12:00.000+08:00

MOVIE SYNOPSIS:

“I was a convict. So What?
All I need is One More Chance!”

Cai, Lin and Chua are the three main leads in the movie. They come from different educational and social backgrounds; they uphold different life perceptions and they were locked up for a different reason. Despite their extreme differences, they nurtured an extraordinary bonding between them through their time in prison.

Unfortunately, upon their release from prison, the trio encountered severe family pressure and social discrimination. In the end, fate brought them back together again…
Yi Liu Ba (starred by Lin Jun Hong) is a short, cunning man whom would never fail to scheme against Oswald. He was put behind the bars for six years for involving in commercial fraud. He was arrested on day of his wedding. By the time he was sentenced to jail, his wife was already pregnant with another's child.

Yi’s daughter, Suhui, has never addressed him as “daddy”. While this fact depressed Yi, it became his sole motivating force during his lock-up days… Forlornly, just before his struggling days were over, Huang learned of his wife, Yu Xin’s new marriage prospect, Yi Yang, a St John paramedic.

Yi was totally traumatised by the news and became dejected about his life. Fortunately, his inmates and the prison counsellor had encouraged him and help him overcome his depression.

Consequently, Yi repented and promised Suhui that he would never lie again. Hence, the most critical task that strapped on Yi’s shoulders upon his release was not just about how to return to the society or how to become a tall person but was how to savage his marriage and win over his wife and daughter.

Following his promise, Yi bravely endured all adversities in his new height search. Despite the discrimination that he received from his employers who learned of his ex-conviction, Yi stood firm to start anew and declined to be in ally with his accomplice in fraud.

Eventually, he was coerced to work in Yi Yang’s hospital where he tried to complicate things between Yu Xin and Yi Yang, triggering off a series of hilarious events. Consequently, his determination and perseverance to turn over a new leaf managed to move his wife and daughter.

And conversely, Yi Yang gave his blessing to the reconciliation of the family.

Xiong Tian Ping (starred by Cai Li), a lone druid in his mid-thirties with a dark secret of being a habitual offender of toilet break-ins, has been a regular of the prison. Xiong’s senile mum was constantly worried about Xiong’s well-being. Touched by his mum’s love and concern, Xiong vowed to turn for the good.

Although Xiong managed to secure a job after his release from the prison, he was incessantly looked down upon by his fellow colleagues. In addition to the unrequited love of his warden officer, Yeung Fan, Xiong’s confidence level really took a beating.

When Xiong’s elderly mum’s condition exacerbated, Xiong was determined to fulfil her dream of living in a bungalow. Hence, he gathered Yi and Chou who were equally despaired, to plan for a heist in Yi Yang’s house.

Chou Ren (Starred by Chua Wei Ting), a street-wise, ugly rogue, with little education has been implicated with countless illegal businesses. He was arrested for setting up an illegal gambling den in his home where he was cohabiting with Ah Shan.

Upon his release from the prison, Chou was planning to quit his gambling addiction and lead a more meaningful life with Shan. However, the incorrigible pair was unable to resist the evil temptation of their obsessive gambling habits and started to immerse in heavy betting again which drove them to choke up enormous debts with the loansharks.

Unable to cope with the huge debt repayment, Chou turned to his friends for help. Yi who was with financial difficulties of his own furiously reprimanded Chou of his incorrigibility. In spite of this, Yi persuaded Chou and Xiong to join him in setting up a home movers venture.

Though, they strived hard for the business, the company remained unprofitable as they repeatedly incurred damages to their customers’ furniture during their deliveries. As a result, they were forced to fold up the firm.

Through SCORE, Chou was given recommendation to work in a garage as a car mechanic. Being ugly by nature, Chou was unable to adapt to the stares from the people working in the garage. Even though, he and Shan continued to encourage each other to quit gambling, they took no rehabilitative actions. In due course, they were still unable to endure the bait of gambling and led themselves to end up in a hefty debt again. This time round, the loansharks became violent and even threatened to force Shan into prostitution should Chou fail to repay his loan.

When the loansharks wrecked the garage, Chou’s boss gave him a good dressing-down for dragging the company into such implication. In a fit of anger with no trace of remorsefulness, Chou threw in his resignation letter at that instant.

In desperation to pay his debts, Chou took the risk to break into Yi Yang’s house. In a swirl of chaos, he injured a constable and was put behind bars once again…

The story expressed the prejudice and difficulties that the trio faced when they tried to return to society.

With tremendous fear and pressure of losing their loved one, they persevered to change for the better. They wanted a brand new beginning and they worked hard for it. They did not give in to the discriminations that they received from the society. Instead, they endured that painfully. They fought to overcome each new challenge no matter how big the problem is or how strong the pressure is. They are no longer ashamed or afraid.

Now, they would boldly announce, “I was a convict, so what?” This is because what they need most now is for us to give them “One More Chance”!

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Disclaimer: The above sypnosis is by no way a showcase of my vocabulary prowess, I copied it straight from the J-team's website and edited the names and a couple of grammer mistakes, though I'm sure there're much more.

What this means, is that the fella who wrote the synopsis didn't deserve his pay, and if you're from the management of J-team, and are infuriated after seeing my post, pls take note that no one but me bothers to go to ur webbie and look at your synopsis with such scrutiny, and next time you need someone to write your synopsis, let it be me ^.^

The above edits are by no means meant to insult the movie or the production company, but is made just for laugh, I love the movie and the team, but I hate the person who wrote the synopsis, sorry but maybe, just maybe, you should go back to pri4 and get your language worked out.

2006-10-12T23:33:00.000+08:00

Life is unfair! why i end up in anglican high school, tpjc, and guards?

why my class is barren of chiobus? like a womb dat got sperm shoot like GPMG at 100 rds/ sec but still cant produce...its not dat i never change class, i change from jc to poly and back to jc again....but result still same....or even worse....haiz...nvm...jus go to sentosa and u can see lotsa happy classes wif decent girls....

den again.....why am i singaporean? why singaporean mus serve ns? why white horse serve ns wun kena the xiong unit?

and then why i can never sit beside a chiobu or jus see xiaoying although i take mrt and bus for 1/4 of my time and i travel from pasir ris to boonlay to and fro everyday....jus yesterday...i thot got chiobu finally grace my seat....cos i took a shy peek and saw a slim figure, firm white skin, and youngster dress...and she got the chiobu aura.....the hairstyle oso like Dawn Yeo...i thot i was finally making a breakthrough in life....i thot i can finally lvl up to reach even closer to Robi's level right now....the level of Gayness( imagine seeing xiaoying 4 times in a month...[clue: its orgasmic]).. i only saw her once at the tpjc busstop in 2 yrs....

And then again....the yuan1 nie4 cases we hav to force ourselves to witness daily....when i see a chiobu wif a 40 yr old teenage princejun like guy...its jus so sad....or the other day....we saw owz wif an above average guy....the feeling of anger wells up within me..kERsOrH!!! jibEi!!! and den it gives way to a feeling of utter hopelessness....abysmal hopelessness...like a blackhole, a vortex, a void in time, the feeling of anderson's faeces being flushed down the toiletbowl after they escaped from wad they thot was already hell....its the feeling of seeing wad u thot was bad and u noe u r powerless to stop it.....

Lastly...even wo3 cai1, our onli beacon of light is rudely, forcefully, tyrannically taken away from us on friday and put at an unholy hour on sunday....while the sexually explicit zong1 yi4 da4 ge1 da4 prevails and even lengthened....its jus too bad we're not ministers who control all these things....

My pastor tells me prayer works if we have the faith of a mustard seed...i hav faith....so why doesn't it work even though i pray everyday that i could see xiaoying? Then i realised God did not like my hobby which i happen to execute every nite behind locked doors precisely when my family goes to sleep.....

2006-10-12T22:34:00.000+08:00

Haiz......doing duty clerk now.......veri sian....so here i am wasting my life away again typing wad i think is nonsense....

Today.....my AS1( Assistant S1..dun ask me wad is S1...its a rank) told us that although he is supposed to learn from the S1 so as to take over him....he has in fact, in his 3 yrs of service, never once seen the S1 nor talked to him...wth lor...

My ops warrant jus condemned me to another duty on monday. Its nothing wrong, jus that im beginning to hate him. Dunno why my upperstudy prefer him to my RQMS..seriously got problem lor...my RQMS like Buddha so ren2 ci2, why do i say dat? cos i was supposed to piss him off so many times wif my antics, but he still remained so patient wif me, unlike dis son of a ape, talk to me like how my irritating brother tok to me lidat...if he not my ops warrant, rank not higher den me, he shud hav been lying somewhere in some indian hospital liao....even the canteen uncle call him hei1 xing1 xing1(black gorilla)..ya dats the respect he deserves....i suspect all of us also got curse him when we shitting, pissing( and quiver at the end of our business), pccing(for some of us u noe who u r) or even in our dreams....just dun like him dunno why.....its the face... Lastly, though i most of the time do it.....he do it even more....he like to npnt....he tell us do something nv show us wad the thing is.....den expect us to noe....

Army is ok....but some pple who work for it aren't..but army still sux becos its a shitty place...so for those of u out there who think u hav suffered alot at school or think u r experienced and MATURED....pls shut the f*** up cos u ain't suffering at all!

Dis post got no peekture cos if got den the mindef system will come my house find me...

2006-10-11T22:03:00.000+08:00

哦...宁静的小村外有一个笨小孩有一个八二五零
拿着八二五零不怕它太落伍一直到今年才换
发现呀城市里朋友们不用买相机, Hand Phone也能拍

哦...转眼间那么快这一个笨小孩买到了K八零零
怎么看怎么try不算好也不坏经就把它放进口袋
最无奈他自己总是会慢人家一拍没有钱在那口袋

哎哟对这美眉拍一拍呀然后save下来拿去forum拍卖
哎哟向着天空拜一拜呀别让我衰老是遇到鲨鱼

哦...他们说城市里phone一坏人就衰怎么想也不明白
妈妈说用Singtel会衰到很jialat叫我要换去Starhub
笨小孩依然是坚强得像石头一块只是晚上寂寞难耐

哎哟对着Singtel干一干呀他们才醒来为你上天下海
哎哟向着Starhub说拜拜呀别想不开你还不算悲哀
M1才没人爱

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Bought new hp, wahaha

T-E-C-H-N-O-L-O-G-Y

So this is how it's spelt, ooooh....

2006-10-09T19:57:00.000+08:00

My 1st post.....no topic though...just crap.....full of it to waste ur precious time...

Hi! dis is my 1st, yesh, veri 1st post...and i seriously dunno wad's interesting nowadays....

Lemme introduce u all to my ex-csm (uncle)....why we call him uncle? Cos he looks 40 although he's onli 29.....ya...something like dis.....talking bad about him behind his back used to be one of my favourite past times...I luv to badmouth him, cos he makes us depressed, and i think for once, God will pardon my vulgarities...cos i think even our dear kami sama wud luv to wrath him, turn him into a pussy looking freak although he already looks like one and i dunno how that looks, torture him wif lava in hell, make him part of the road outside bedok camp.....haha.....ya.....i think god thinks its a sin to create him....dirtied his holy palms.

Im a loser, yes maam, a real authentic loser.... but there is one greater in loserism den me.....yes! its him! i mean..who the F*** brings his gf only to gyms for workouts on all their dates? Goes cycling leaving all the ndp work to my poor fren + hp in his office and den when some captains come to look for him they cant find him...and luckily my fren got heart of buddha help him..wipe and cover his filthy ass....if not he will b same rank as loser me....ya....private :)

The only thing he probably shud work as is sweeper...cos he pointed out to me that my way of the sweeper is wrong......den he show me the correct way (sweep wif 2 hands) to help me attain nervana too....ya....he is sooo pro dat he cant stand lousy sweepers like me....

And then....he is a closet gay freak....i think he sucks the OC's cock....or the other way round....whenever he implements sth... our timid OC does not dare rebuke him and change the emperor See's edict....and to make it more obvious dat he really IS gay....he and his beloved OC luvs to strut to bedok corner in tightfit spandex bike shorts (actually they look like women's gym shorts) XD

But i still hav to thank him for one thing...he giv me so much guard duties (notice i used the word 'much')....Do until i high, until i attained some form of divinity.....ya...i stop scolding jibai kaninabeh one day...usually i'll do that once i get the wind of the guard duty roster.....ya...but one day....somehow.....i realised dat it will get me nowhere.....and my shoutwaves aren't strong enuff to spilt his eardrums.....something snapped in me.....and i achieved nirvana!

Ya....dats about it....hmm....btw....its also none of ur business....cos u dunno him and wouldn't wan to noe more....

Thank God im released from that spandex loving gay BDSM freak....realli pity my fellow countrymen still stuck in his fetish prison.....i wan to thank our benevolent God by going to church more, surf less prawn and spewing less of the holy protein thou bestowed uponst me....bye....Off to see some marvelous pics Caili jus gave me......

2006-10-08T21:49:00.000+08:00

GOTACNEGOTTOKALSO

What's wrong? We're getting concerned here at the (AFTDB) Agency for the deformed beings.

Are you going through a very tough times? Are waves crashing so hard on you you find it hard to reach shore?

Worry no more, for we're here for you! When you're feeling down, who's there? AFTDB! When you're despised and cast aside by society, who's there for you? AFTDB!!

That's right, we're here for the deformed beings, be the deformality beset any part of your body, we will not desert you.

Yesterday got boy climb out of his window, that's cos he refuted us. Therefore, please, if you have any problems bogging you, feel free to approach us for help.

We can't help you financially, physically, emotionally, but still, WE CAN HELP YOU!

Believe in us, never give up.

You lose to angkong boy? Don't worry, we find tattoo for you. Don't worry, you wan song4 hui4 qiao2? We print her photo for you to wank. Just don't try anything foolish like posting class photos and pasting a wok over anyone's head. Or go onto the streets scaring everyone.

No, I'm not laughing at you, I'm not saying your acne-infested face will scared the hell outta pple, I'm just saying your sad face will make pple sad also, no one likes to see handsome pple sad right...

But you must remember that what I say doesn't reflect what I think..

At the end of the day, know that, we're here for you. By distracting you to read this crap for the past 5 mins, I've prolonged your life by 5mins, my work is done here.

You may jump, bye.

2006-10-08T21:32:00.000+08:00

Gotangkonggottok

Marriage is no small thing.think twice.She's the person you will see till when ever you will live to.Look at how sian selina is after she stead with huang zi jiao.whos grooming singapore's next bao xiao xin ren wang.hebe's an wei-ing her cos she's got zhou jie lun liao.And i've got song hui qiao.this post has no meaning to anyone except that someone whos worrying some of us with his marriage plans.

2006-10-07T20:58:00.000+08:00

2006-10-04T21:27:00.000+08:00

Depiction of a loser.

Know what a loser is?

My mum called me told me grandma's sick, I said I wan go, she said no need. I took 5 minutes to persuade her and she finally agreed. And as I heaved a sigh of relief, I realised my ez-link card got $-0.22 credit and it's extremely unhealthy to travel around on a valueless ezlink card, sigh....

Well I can go tamp int to top up first then go down to bedok, but that'll take too much time.

Or CAili can come gimme a ride, but he ain't that nice.

Or maybe I can just run there, but sick grannies don't like sweaty grandsons to visit I believe.

So it's set, tomorrow will be grandma-visiting day.

Gah, I'm making too much excuses.

That's it, I'll go bedok reservoir and run, short-term goals, must make, must make.

http://www.thewritersbureau.com --> Check it out? Sounds fun. I'll do it once I get a debit card.

Umm, what's that white sticky liquid on the carpet doing right in front of Tuiphin whose legs are wide open? I don't know, I hate my imagination.

2006-10-01T16:51:00.000+08:00

<<我有sai想pang>>

天空....下起雨来
他撑的伞
在我身边太小个
就匠我不快乐
因为看见
我的衣服湿
我肚子痛了

我有sai想pang
可是没有pang sai zua
忍住比较容易吧
免得裤子颜色复杂

我有sai想pang
但是理智在吵架
忍住可以解围吗
谁能给我一个好的回答?

pang sai是褐色的
可惜的是
裤子不是褐色
如果再忍不得
这样下去
我会被人笑
是偷pang sai 的

当pang sai夹在危险边缘
是否已会感到黏黏
是否忍到头晕目眩
在外pang sai记得带 pang sai zua....

作曲:林俊杰

作词:何启弘

(sa)天空下起雨了

他撑的伞

在你的身边陪着

(g)可是我不快乐

因为看见

他脸上的笑

是很勉强的

sa)我很想爱他

但是眼睛在说谎

隐瞒比较容易吧

免得感情变得复杂

但是理智在吵架

退出可以解围吗

谁能给我一个好的回答

(sa)爱情是模糊的

可怜的是

没有勇气选择

如果再舍不得

这样下去

我们每个人

都是受害者

(sa)当爱情陷在危险边缘

(g)是否都会伤痕累累

(合)是否都会苦不堪言

(合)爱情教会我们都放不下

This is the first childish post i shall have.And i never shit before.Anyway its the hot topic of recent.childish.why brand pple so easily.the crux is-easily.i think we should watch our words ba.not brand pple of any thing or words so easily ba.this kind of talking also sound as if you are superior than that poor soul.aiya.all in all,just be a little more sensible in our talking,think(caringly) of what we gonna say before we do lor.

Very funny i said we must talk caringly.HAHAHA.i never shit before.But say mean things for fun ba.but for any other reasons like seriously you D.L or wanna quan that person,then gotta watch our words le.

thats what i tink la.conclusion.we are all not good talkers.but at least we are not mean.just look at the what i did to aunty X.only took a few pics.and i mosaic the eyes!

2006-09-30T23:59:00.000+08:00

What he's trying to say, is that we show a side that guys you know elsewhere don't show.

We crack freaking lame jokes, we do dumb things, cos we're just being ourselves.

Guys you meet out there, normally shows you a side of em which they feel will attract you, the coverted 'mature' side. They talk bout cars, they talk sense, they crack sensible jokes. They don't speak with extreme sarcasm, they don't tell you they're racist.

Why? Cos they want sex. No, not sex from you, but it's natural that a person maintains his image the way he feels is the more attractive way, as people want to feel attractive, according to Nietsch, with sex being the motive behind man's actions.

You see em with their abs and bronze skin, but do they show you their skin when they got sunburn? Do they tell you that they really like to watch power rangers at home? Do they show you the freddie mercury poster that they hide behind their door? No, cause that'd be embarassing.

In our case, we have no such intentions at all, it kinda falls more into the other motive which Nietsch derived, the desire for destruction, of our image, maybe, doesn't matter.

When it comes to maturity level, you've no right to judge, cos you don't know us well enough. At least I haven't taken a single cent from my mum for the past 2 years. And I buy my stuff with my own hard-earned money.

Another point I'm trying to make, is the insensitivity of some inconsiderate beings. Some self-centered, self-absorbed person who thinks the world revolves around her. But the truth is, sorry, no. No one gives a damn bout you. Oh we're so free wor~ Get your photos and post online, for fuck? For kick? Sorry, I won't taint my comp with your pics.

Someone actually felt something bout the fact that you're leaving, and puts the photos up for past time's sake, it's the only place he can let out all the emotions he's bottled up for so long. And that made him feel better.

And you had to assume that it's a prank and spout your incorrigible nonsense, pissing everyone off. And you refuse to admit it, how disgusting can a person get? Human nature at its naked peak.

There, said my bit, if anyone's gonna comment on anything, please, don't, cause you won't be able to beat my argument. Period.

2006-09-30T22:02:00.000+08:00

Today topic is ....

MATURITY

DEFINE MATURITY?

Mature guy in gers mind? :GOT 5 C. CAREERS, CONDO, CLUBS , CREDIT CARDS AND CARS?

So what if guys don't have the above? All turn into gay har? Or all go guang ming shan go shave bald n chant scripture?

Seriously i bo bian if u think that way, cos we are 4L guys. We got all the 4L's characteristic: Losers, Lamers, always Late, Loony.

We watch power ranger, pokemon, kids central and go WAA WAA like a 2 year old kid who manage to climb onto the sofa to enjoy tv cartoons. We play dota since how many years ago. We talk crap, not politics. We laugh at each other stupidity. We pangseh each other just to stay at home to play comp games for a longer period of time. We sleep in library because we dunno where to go. We ohe arh beh arh som when we can't make our choice.

We unattractive? So what? Who cares if we end up in monastery one day, or turn gay? Play dai dee all our life?

We like our way of life. We not gonna change it just because of some comment you ppl made.